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[JannDallas]

I hope this is not offensive to anyone. If it is please take off, but I thought it was funny.


A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.Curious, he asked; "What are all those clocks for?" St. Peter answered; "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock and every time that you lie, the hands on your clock will move.



"Oh," said the man, "and whose clock is that?" That's Mother Teresa's clock. The hands have never moved, which indicates that she never told a lie."



'Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded; "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."



Looking around, the man asked "Where is John Kerry's clock?" John Kerry's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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