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joyceb Seaman Recruit
Joined: 17 Aug 2004 Posts: 13
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:29 pm Post subject: best job suited for John Kerry |
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I'm a 53 three year old mother and homemaker.
I've been so tuned into this election for almost two years now.
I've decided what job John Kerry will be suited to do after he loses this election. John Kerry should become a fertilizer spreader, because that's what he's been spreading all over the United States of America.
Any woman who believes what he has to say is an idiot. Idiot isn't that what Teresa said we were if we didn't like her husbands health plan? |
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arkadyfolkner PO3
Joined: 12 Sep 2004 Posts: 271
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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septic tank cleaner.
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JannDallas Seaman
Joined: 26 Sep 2004 Posts: 166 Location: Dallas, TX
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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Botox spokesman |
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PrinceLazar Seaman
Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Posts: 164 Location: Daley's tainted lands
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:34 pm Post subject: Re: best job suited for John Kerry |
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joyceb wrote: | I'm a 53 three year old mother and homemaker.
I've been so tuned into this election for almost two years now.
I've decided what job John Kerry will be suited to do after he loses this election. John Kerry should become a fertilizer spreader, because that's what he's been spreading all over the United States of America.
Any woman who believes what he has to say is an idiot. Idiot isn't that what Teresa said we were if we didn't like her husbands health plan? |
Salesperson of Gooseliver for a french delicacy store in Paris. _________________ ---Prince Lazar---
Need some wood?!?! |
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GoEagles Lt.Jg.
Joined: 14 Sep 2004 Posts: 147 Location: Philadelphia
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:48 pm Post subject: |
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mopper at peep show booths _________________ "We cannot win this election" - John Fraud Kerry 11/3/04
Would you have gone to war with Iraq?
"You bet we might have" - John Fraud Kerry |
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Wing Wiper Rear Admiral
Joined: 09 Aug 2004 Posts: 664 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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243 days of Swiftboat patrol on the Mekong delta. He owes us that for the fraudulant Purple Heart(s). |
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Poposwife_Retiredarmywife Ensign
Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 68
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:50 pm Post subject: |
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Al Bundy's replacement as Shoe Salesman.
Complete with Family
Lorelei |
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kmudd Master Chief Petty Officer
Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 825
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:52 pm Post subject: |
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Elephant pooper scooper. |
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blue9t3 Admiral
Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 1246 Location: oregon
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:04 am Post subject: |
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Aljezeera news reporter! _________________ MOPAR-BUYER |
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JannDallas Seaman
Joined: 26 Sep 2004 Posts: 166 Location: Dallas, TX
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:04 am Post subject: |
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How about rich widow giggalo. |
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ocsparky101 PO1
Joined: 03 Sep 2004 Posts: 479 Location: Allen Park. Michigan
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I don't think he will be doing anything. I am sure after the way he considered he at the last debate he loses Therezzzza is going to mop the floor with his sorry caurcus. Sorry she will have her maid do it. |
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air force brat Seaman Recruit
Joined: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 17
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:07 am Post subject: |
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He can become a professor at these liberal colleges and teach people how to "marry up"! He should know, he's a pro at it. |
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sdonions PO3
Joined: 21 Jul 2004 Posts: 294
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:31 am Post subject: |
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I am going to vote for pivot man in a circle jerk. |
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Bystander PO3
Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 271 Location: MI
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:49 am Post subject: |
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'septic tank cleaner'
This would be most appropriate since he's been doing so much to fill them! _________________ No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
..................................Eleanor Roosevelt |
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P. Aaron Commander
Joined: 13 Aug 2004 Posts: 322 Location: the grassy knoll
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:53 am Post subject: |
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I am sure there's a percentage of guys out there that wants to know how he managed to score with rich chicks, and if sKerry'd teach 'em how it's done.
sKerry could probably make real money doing that! _________________ A willing tool of the "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" since 1981. |
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