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		| 4moreyears Former Member
 
 
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				|  Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:50 am    Post subject: Cooked Goose |   |  
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				| This is a true story... 
 Yesterday, john kerry was in his camo jacket toting his 12 gauge and strutting around his house boasting that he was going to "Bag a silly goose".  Upon overhearing that comment Teresa ran out of the house and hasn't been seen since.
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  kerry returned to the United States on July 22, 1971, held a press conference publicly calling on President Nixon... for the surrender of the United States to North Vietnam. |  | 
	
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		| 4moreyears Former Member
 
 
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				|  Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:04 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| I just got a phone call from the AFLAC duck...he's voting "W". _________________
 
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		| P. Aaron Commander
 
 
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				|  Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:18 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| "...can I get me a huntin' license?" _________________
 A willing tool of the "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" since 1981.
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		| Bystander PO3
 
 
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				|  Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:23 am    Post subject: |   |  
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		| mcknz Lt.Jg.
 
 
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				|  Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 5:59 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| How can you ask a goose to be the last goose to die for a mistake? |  | 
	
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		| 4moreyears Former Member
 
 
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				|  Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 4:09 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| kerry is gonna get GOOSED at the polls....      _________________
 
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