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stevek Ensign
Joined: 12 Sep 2004 Posts: 63
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:08 pm Post subject: RESUME OF JOHN F. KERRY |
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RESIDENCE:
7 mansions, including one in Washington DC, worth multimillions
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement:
I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense bill in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire.
Military:
I used three minor (self-inflicted) band-aid injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam. I then returned to the US, joined Jane Fonda's effort in anti-American activities, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? Those veterans who know me cannot be used as a reference.
My book "Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier" shows how I truly feel about the military and the waste of money it is.
College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A I do know how to steer a small boat, but do not have a pilot's license to fly military/civilian aircraft like George Bush.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for US Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world experience except marrying rich women and running HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife Teresa.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS A US SENATOR:
I have "missed" over 80% of the votes as a Senator. I have been busy running around the country and other personal activities.
I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it.
I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected.
My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make no or little charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth in excess of $700 million.
Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. NIMBY.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None. Also none from Veterans
PERSONAL
I ride a Serotta Bike; I am fascinated with motorcycles and have owned a British Truimph, an Italian Ducati, and a German BMW. I only decided to purchase an American Harley-Davidson when it became clear to me that I was going to run for president.
My Gulfstream V Jet I call "The Flying Squirrel"
I call my $ 850,000 42 foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scaramouche".
I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and you had better listen to it as it reflects our real culture. I strongly believe that the heart and soul of America is Hollywood.
I own several SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy problems. I am against drilling for oil in the USA so that we can be dependent upon expensive foreign oil. |
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USMCWayne Lt.Jg.
Joined: 12 Oct 2004 Posts: 117 Location: Montana
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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...and I've managed to convince a bit less than 50% of the electorate, with lies, generalizations, flip-flops, and mud-slinging that I'm a common man, well-suited to be POTUS. |
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Sergei Seaman Recruit
Joined: 16 Sep 2004 Posts: 34
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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A fine resume.
In the spirit of humor, please read the article below.
-Sergei |
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PrinceLazar Seaman
Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Posts: 164 Location: Daley's tainted lands
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:30 pm Post subject: Re: RESUME OF JOHN F. KERRY |
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stevek wrote: | RESIDENCE:
7 mansions, including one in Washington DC, worth multimillions
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement:
I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense bill in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire.
Military:
I used three minor (self-inflicted) band-aid injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam. I then returned to the US, joined Jane Fonda's effort in anti-American activities, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? Those veterans who know me cannot be used as a reference.
My book "Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier" shows how I truly feel about the military and the waste of money it is.
College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A I do know how to steer a small boat, but do not have a pilot's license to fly military/civilian aircraft like George Bush.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for US Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world experience except marrying rich women and running HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife Teresa.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS A US SENATOR:
I have "missed" over 80% of the votes as a Senator. I have been busy running around the country and other personal activities.
I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it.
I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected.
My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make no or little charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth in excess of $700 million.
Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. NIMBY.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None. Also none from Veterans
PERSONAL
I ride a Serotta Bike; I am fascinated with motorcycles and have owned a British Truimph, an Italian Ducati, and a German BMW. I only decided to purchase an American Harley-Davidson when it became clear to me that I was going to run for president.
My Gulfstream V Jet I call "The Flying Squirrel"
I call my $ 850,000 42 foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scaramouche".
I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and you had better listen to it as it reflects our real culture. I strongly believe that the heart and soul of America is Hollywood.
I own several SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy problems. I am against drilling for oil in the USA so that we can be dependent upon expensive foreign oil. |
Hahaha, makes me tilt over laughing.
_________________ ---Prince Lazar---
Need some wood?!?! |
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blue9t3 Admiral
Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 1246 Location: oregon
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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Ever notice whenever theres a sports ball involved his eyes are closed? What a wennie! _________________ MOPAR-BUYER |
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rparrott21 Master Chief Petty Officer
Joined: 19 Aug 2004 Posts: 760 Location: Mckinney, Texas
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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The boy needs another round of botox...he bagging up.. |
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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LOL |
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