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John Edwards Doesn'T Know CAT!!

 
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Mary Ann Parker
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:31 pm    Post subject: John Edwards Doesn'T Know CAT!! Reply with quote

A little levity.....


John Edwards is taking a stroll around Capitol Hill with a senior member
of the Senate when he meets a little girl carrying a small basket with a
blanket over it. Curious, he says to the girl, "What's in the basket?"
She replies, "New baby kittens" and opens the basket to show him.
"How nice," said Edwards. "What kind are they?"

Little girl says, "Democrats" Edwards smiles and pats the little girl on
the head and they continue on.

About three weeks later, he and another member of his clique are again
strolling on Capitol Hill when he sees the little girl again with the
same basket.

Edwards says to his colleague, "Watch this, it's very cute" and they
approach the little girl.

Edwards asks the girl how the kittens are and she says fine. He then
says, "What kind of kittens are they?" and she replies, "Republicans."

Somewhat abashed, Edwards says, "Three weeks ago you said they were
Democrats!" "I know," she says. "But now their eyes are open."


PS.
I saw and amusing post about an interview with a doctor regarding
the mole on Edwards' face.

Given his history as a litigator, what doctor in his/her right mind would
tackle that?

Make it a happy day.
Mary Ann Parker
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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