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MarineBrat · Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:53 pm Post subject: Caption This (3)

In what would become the most uncomfortable moment to date in JFnK's bid to show his lack of respect for the United States Marine Corps, the folded newspaper falls to the floor, revealing a pointed finger instead of the pistol that had been claimed. After regaining conciousness, JFnK was overheard wailing for smiling secret service agents to remove his hand from his own rectum.

JN173 · Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:36 pm Post subject:

Pull my finger! Cool

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redneckvet · Lt.Jg. Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Posts: 112 Location: NC

Hey..........I threw one of those over a fence in Washington once. Or was it a medal?
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tngator · Lt.Jg. Joined: 03 Aug 2004 Posts: 105 Location: Tn

Cuuuuuuur, put the finger down and step away or I will end your pitiful existence.
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LewWaters · Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:14 am Post subject:

Hey "soldier," did you ever hear I was in Vietnam?

ASPB · Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 3:47 am Post subject:

Hey! you useless piece of military crap. Do you know who I am? Do you you know I'm a war hero unlike you?
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Rocky · Seaman Recruit Joined: 07 Aug 2004 Posts: 6

I voted against that pay raise. You guys are taking money away from the national needle exchange, and condoms for the illegal imigrants programs.

searcher · Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 7:04 am Post subject:

Now look here son, I am gonna keep prodding you until you ADMIT I am a Hero.
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nec1110 · Seaman Recruit Joined: 05 Aug 2004 Posts: 5

afvet69-73 · Seaman Recruit Joined: 07 Aug 2004 Posts: 8

Hay, I never got one of those pritty colored ones,how much was it? Crying or Very sad

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lifeflight24 · Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:44 am Post subject:

Kerry better hope that Marine doesn't throw him over the fence, like his ribbons or metals. What ever it was.

RGScott · Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 11:24 am Post subject:

silenthunter · Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 3:31 pm Post subject: Giving Kerry the finger

"And this is the finger I stuck a sliver in. I had to hold it in there to keep it from falling out on that bumpy ol' boat ride all the way back to sickbay and Doc Letson so it didn't fall out and blow my medal. BOY was that ever an owie!"
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good_show · Seaman Recruit Joined: 08 Aug 2004 Posts: 20

"Say, the press is gonna be here any minute. Can I borrow one of those?"
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RocketFett · PO3 Joined: 05 Aug 2004 Posts: 292

"Hey! You've been to Iraq. You should know, I actually voted TO give you the body armor, BEFORE I voted against paying for it. Glad to see it still worked out okay and you did make it back home. Good show! Did you know I served in Vietnam?"