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On the lighter side: Theresa vs. Laura

 
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 7:15 pm    Post subject: On the lighter side: Theresa vs. Laura Reply with quote
Just received this joke via email. It might be considered a bit crude by some, but it sure tickled my funny-bone.

Quote:
George Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different
barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a
conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished
their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the
aftershave.

Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, Laura doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse
smells like."
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