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Why did the chicken cross the road?

 
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Knighthawk
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:22 pm    Post subject: Why did the chicken cross the road? Reply with quote

John Kerry's answer:

While serving in Vietnam, I was in favor of the chicken crossing the
road. Then later I realized there were those who needed the chicken on
this side of the road. Now I would like to see the chicken on the
other side of the road, unless of course it would be better served to
be on this side of the road. Ideally, I think the chicken should be in
the middle of the road.
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Rurik
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Joined: 27 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The chicken went back to the hen house after four months.
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Snipe
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Joined: 03 Jun 2004
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually the chicken crossed the road to demonstrate to the possum
that it was possible.
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Jim.Cook
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Joined: 31 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 5:19 pm    Post subject: Road Kill Reply with quote

That very flat piece of road kill was just run over by "W".
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Jerald L. Parsoneault
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Joined: 29 Sep 2004
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The chicken crossed the road to get his "rug" adjusted.


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