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jataylor11
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 Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:56 pm Post subject: Help--- Stuck in a Room with Liberals |
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I've been to funerals that were more upbeat --- 
the only thing that makes it worse is that they are lawyers  ----
That's okay --- I'm taking my happiness home--- wearing my 
W Still the President sticker on my coat..... |
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homesteader
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Location: wisconsin
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| Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:13 pm Post subject: |
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You do not have to say a word. Just sit there and smile. It will drive them nuts. Enjoy!
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Kimmymac
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Joined: 01 Sep 2004
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Location: Texas
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| Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:14 pm Post subject: |
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Just go around humming the song from Wizard of Oz "Ding dong the witch is dead, the wicked witch.."
And occassionaly break out in a huge grin, for no apparent reason. If they ask why you are so happy just shrug and start humming "Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day."
You would be surprised how simply being happy can irritate people.
I know; I have perfected it.
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MassInd
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| Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:04 am Post subject: |
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| I feel your pain. Just hum "Hail to the Chief". |
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hiyall
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Come in tomorrow and pass out boxes of tissues. After all you probably are a compassionate conservative.
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Uisguex Jack
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Joined: 26 Jul 2004
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It struck me this afternoon the appropriate song for all this is Dylans:
The Times They are a Changing |
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Rdtf
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Location: BUSHville
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| Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:25 am Post subject: |
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| hiyall wrote: | | Come in tomorrow and pass out boxes of tissues. After all you probably are a compassionate conservative. |
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