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[.::geo::.]

Bill, Hillary and Kerry are flying on Kerry's wife's private jet. Bill looks at Hillary, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Kerry says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot, "Such Bigshots back there.....I could throw all of them out the window and make millions happy

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Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian Saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone
anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride.

"Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever
heard."

"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the sh*t out of him."

[Kimmymac]

Little Melissa sounds soooo sweet! Why, she sounds like my own darling little girls!

Great jokes, thanks, geo's Mom!

[.::geo::.]

I told Mom I put those on here and she freaked!

"I hope no one is offended my those, Georgina!!!"


I told her it was all good

Now I have proof!

[Marquis]

[dmackto]

[Kimmymac]

PS geo, Tell your mom I emailed those jokes to my own sweet little "Melissa" who is now in Iraq. I don't know when she will get near her email, but she will really get a kick out of that one about the little girl.

Dmac: people want to know if The Frozen Chicken Journal is a cook book or what?
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The last refuge of scoundrels is not patriotism; it is finicky liberal humanitarianism.--Martin Paretz

[dmackto]

Kimmy .. Tell them it's like the Kama Sutra..

Geo.. those jokes have been picked up by another blog (cake or death)..
your mom is going to be famous..
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Deborah
The FROZEN CHICKEN Journal

This is no time for ease and comfort. It is the time to dare and endure.
- Winston Churchill

[.::geo::.]

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