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Rurik · Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 2:34 am Post subject: UN Holiday Carol

So the UN wasn't able to celebrate CHRISTmas. Maybe we can call it Annan-zaa. And heree's a little carol the staffers can sing.

The Twelve Days of Annanzaa

On the first day of Annanzaa the UN gave to me
A sniper in a palm tree.

On the second day of Annanzaa the UN gave to me
Two pseudo-doves
And a sniper in a palm tree.

Twelve Countries bumming
Eleven gripers griping
Ten spies a-peeping
Nine peace-keepers sleeping
Eight agencies milking
Seven inspectors skimming
Six commissioners preying
Five bribery rings
Four brawling Kurds
Three false friends
Two pseudo-doves
And a sniper in a palm tree.

- The Poet Lariat
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MLB · Ensign Joined: 19 Oct 2004 Posts: 56 Location: Oregon

How un-UN correct. Loved it. Laughing

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Guest · Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:03 am Post subject:

And how un-PC!!!!!!! This is great! Laughing