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Jerald L. Parsoneault · Lt.Jg. Joined: 29 Sep 2004 Posts: 144 Location: Sacramento

http://www.drudgereport.com/

Yikes. This morning I saw a photo of a captured U.S. soldier, presumably after the elections, and he was being threatened with beheading if insurgent prisoners were not released in 72 hours. I was worried sick.

Apparently U.S. soldiers are hard to capture. Photo was phony. See Drudge.

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rparrott21 · Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:07 pm Post subject:

I bet Barbie is going nuts...

rparrott21 · Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:26 pm Post subject:

Here is your prisoner, now let GI Joe go..

Tex · Seaman Apprentice Joined: 16 Sep 2004 Posts: 84

Sadly, G.I. Joe is not alone.

http://powerlineblog.com/archives/009412.php
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carpro · Admin Joined: 10 May 2004 Posts: 1176 Location: Texas

Amazing!!

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kate · Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:18 am Post subject:

uhhh ohhhh

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GM Strong · Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:20 am Post subject:

Maybe they will take Kerry, Pelosi, Boxer and Kennedy in trade for GI Joe.
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DLI78 · PO3 Joined: 10 Nov 2004 Posts: 273

"Maybe they will take Kerry, Pelosi, Boxer and Kennedy in trade for GI Joe."

I dunno. Wouldn't it be far more humane to just nuke those poor insurgents? The Unholy Trinity of senators with a Pelosi chaser? Whoa, you are cold-blooded man. That's so evil I love it.

And it would be fun to watch Teddy after he finds out he is in an area where alcohol is banned. "What does it take for a Senator to get a drink around here? Say, Nancy, you want to go swimming sometime?"
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GM Strong · Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:08 am Post subject:

from Scrappleface

Captive U.S. Soldier Doll Rescued by Bush Doll
by Scott Ott

(2005-02-01) -- Just hours after Islamic militants in Iraq threatened to behead a kidnapped U.S. soldier doll, the camouflaged action figure was rescued in a daring nighttime operation by a toy George W. Bush action figure.

The nine-inch-tall replica of the president left Andrews Air Force Base in a scale model of Air Force One within minutes after the Pentagon learned of the kidnapping from a picture on an Islamic website.

The top-secret flight was reminiscent of the life-size president's Thanksgiving visit to Baghdad in 2003. During the long trip, the presidential doll was programmed to say intimidating things in Arabic, and reportedly spent several hours practicing his kung-fu grip.

Even as the mission was secretly under way, Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, D-MA, went before the Senate to call for the immediate withdrawal of 12,000 military action figures from Iraq.

Upon hearing of the Bush doll's successful mission, Sen. John Kerry, D-MA, warned against "overhyping" the significance of the apparently heroic deed.
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rparrott21 · Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:29 am Post subject:

gmez2001 · PO3 Joined: 17 Aug 2004 Posts: 274