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Not sure if this has been posted, but thought some of us could use a little humor.

To The Point
Friday, September 10, 2004

THE JOHN KERRY LAMENT
Composed for To The Pointby Dagny D'Anconia and her daughter Dominique

(Sung to the melody of "Maria" from the Sound of Music – not from West Side Story – e.g., "How do you solve a problem like Maria...")

He hurts himself and gets a scratch. He gets a purple heart.
He says he's in Cambodia but didn't check a chart.
They call him a war hero but he doesn't fit the part.
John Kerry's not an asset to the party.

I'd like to say a word on his behalf. (Then say it Senator Hillary.)
John Kerry .. makes me .. laugh. Ha Ha Ha

How do you solve a problem like John Kerry?
Why won't he pick a side and settle down?
How do you find a word than means John Kerry?
A filppety flop,
An opportunist,
A clown?

Most of the time he acts like a chameleon.
Most of the time he forgets where he stands.
Oh, how do you make him stay,
And stick behind what he'll say.
Why does he act like such a girly man?

Oh, How do you solve a problem like John Kerry?
Its getting so hard to be Kerry's fan.

He will lie in any test.
And he'll say what sounds the best.
All depending on who's present in the room.

Well, he was against the war,
But now different from before,
Now he's for it, now against it, now he's for.

He commits atrocities.
Blames our soldiers with such ease.
And because he testifies he gets a pass.

He threw his medals away,
Boasted them a different day,
And you never know exactly where he stands.

Doesn't own his SUVs
Lives in mansions by the sea
And he'll blame the secret service 'cause he can.

And he changes like the weather.
Only marries girls with treasure.
He's a traitor.
He's a lawyer.
He's a jerk.

Oh, How do you solve a problem like John Kerry?
Why won't he pick a side and settle down?
How do you find a word than means John Kerry?
A filppety flop,
An opportunist,
A clown?

Most of the time he acts like a chameleon.
Most of the time he forgets where he stands.
Oh how do you make him stay,
And stick behind what he'll say.
Why does he act like such a girly man?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like John Kerry?
We're all so very sorry that he ran.

SBD

[coldwarvet]

Priceless
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[Navy wife]

You bet it's priceless!!! I'd love to hear Pelosi and Dean singing it as a duet

[coldwarvet]