shawa
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 Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:47 am Post subject: Good For A Giggle!! |
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This spoof is really hilarious!!
The Left is looking for a new James Bond to save them.
I won't post the whole article (may not be appropriate in parts).
But a few examples:
| Quote: | Brosnan's forced exit created a surprise opening for opportunistic liberals, who lust for anything that even resembles a winning issue. Enter from Stage Left the Guardian, Britain's most notorious newspaper (it makes the old Pravda read like a garden-club newsletter) and publication of choice (edging out even the New York Times) for antiwar crazies during America's Vietnam period. No different today (the Guardian, for example, is more sympathetic to al Qaeda terrorists than to their 3,000 victims of 9/11), the venerable journalistic rag recently raged--and this is not a joke--for a totally new 007 who would be either "a gay Bond, a black Bond, a paraplegic Bond, an obese Bond . . . any Bond but James Bond."
Clearly, it's time for the Hollywood-London cinematic liberal axis to forge James Bond anew in the cauldron of Political Correctness, to cast a truly modern, 21st Century man or woman with a modified name and radically re-engineered style, one who can Live And Let Live as a Leftist hero for the hapless, hip and hip-hoppers.
Consider these potential stars for filling Bond's new Birkenstock sandals:
J.F. Kerry-Bond, who has "a plan" for humanity's every ill, suavely speaks circumlocutions in fluent French and English, and always carries a ring-sized micro-video camera to record his spontaneous acts of bravery.
Jimmy Carter-Bond, connoisseur of renewable goobers, who wears a cardigan sweater while endlessly trekking across frigid Antarctica in pursuit of the crazed Dr. W, who is bent on killing all insurgent anti-democracy penguins.
Michael Moore-Bond, hirsute, Leviathan-sized, creative-genius gas bag who, disguised as a Hitler-era zeppelin, hovers over Red States and drops acid-filled water balloons on Christians and kindred evildoers. |
MORE AT:
Dying to Win Any Election, the Left Eyeballs James Bond
by Mike Thompson
http://www.humaneventsonline.com/article.php?id=6678 |
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