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The Purple Owie, and Teresa Tootsie.

 
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Do you think that Dustin Hoffman IS Teresa Kerry, and this is come kind of sick twisted freakish democratic white wash to have a first man in the White House?
Yes! This is a twisted sick freakish democrat white wash plan!
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No! Teresa Heinze-Kerry is just one heck of an ugly butch european woman who should have never been given a green card!
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:04 pm    Post subject: The Purple Owie, and Teresa Tootsie. Reply with quote

I got these in my e-mail this afternoon and they cracked me up. I thought everyone here would get a laugh out of them too. The Purple Owie ones are really funny, but the Teresa Tootsie one is SCARY! My GOD! It IS her, or him! Smile I wonder if john knows. Smile Hmmmmmmmm.



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's truly scary is that Dustin plays a prettier woman that Teresa does!

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is cute. Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:30 pm    Post subject: Scary Reply with quote

Scott, I KNOW! It is a very disturbing thing! Hoffman is a more attractive (shudder) Confused woman than teresa Heinz/kerry is! Scary! On the Rusty Humphrey's Saturday night radio AM show last night, he kept playing a sound byte of Chewbacca the Wookie from Star Wars right after a sound byte of her talking and then he'd say "Shut up teresa! I'm talking here! I'm doing a radio show! Be quiet" That cracked me up! She does sound more like a Wookie than a woman. And I've heard about those euro gals, so she might look more like a Wookie under closer investigation, but really, who wants to go into that warzone? ACK!!! Shocked Not I thank you very much. Seeing how cold and aloof and spiteful she is, I believe she IS the final undiscovered frontier where no man has gone before. Twisted Evil Let's pray is stays that way. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Navy,Navy,Navy, thanks for moving it. It didn't dawn on me this being the right place for it. Smile Stupid newbies. Wink Heh heh. Thanks.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 12:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nuttin' stupid about it, and you're doing just fine. Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was thinking something more along the lines of being from the the exorcist, but that is just me Cool
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