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Just Saw Kerry on the News in Rome on Crutches

 
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:09 pm    Post subject: Just Saw Kerry on the News in Rome on Crutches Reply with quote

I am watching my local NBC news, they reported and showed a delegation of Senators in Rome standing in front of the Pope's body, and Kerry was there on crutches, standing next his partner in crime, Ted Kennedy.
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Tanya
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe he got hurt falling down! Oh yeah, he never falls down. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:02 pm    Post subject: Yup. Reply with quote

Yup, he shot himself in the foot. LOL.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why would one use crutches for a lame brain?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bet he's there with his band of lawyers to keep an eye on the voting! Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's positioning himself for Purple Heart #4.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'l posit two theories:

1- He needed to have Teresa's foot removed from his anus.

2- He finally had that pesky rice removed.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don'tcha know? He got three Purple Hearts in Vietnam. He must've
re-injured that hang nail on his big toe.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Official diagnosis: Arthroscopic surgery - too much windsurfing. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you all are such comedians!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing

I wish the Pope had jumped up and back handed 'em with his Papal ring!
and smacked 'em with his staff (not the people! the stick laying in his arm) !
I bet he's a wanting to - seeing as they both proclaim to be Catholics and both support abortion! Totally contrary to want the Pope supported.

They have so much NERVE just showing up there!
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