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[lthrneck]

A Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an
insurgent soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the
opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in a similar but less
serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert.
As first aid was given to both men, the Marine was asked what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north
along the highway and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. Seeing each other we both took cover."
"What happened then?"
"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable low-life *******,
and he yelled back that Teddy Kennedy is a rich, good-for-nothing fat drunk."
"We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us.
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"Old Breed, New Breed, There's not a DAMM bit of
difference so long as it's the MARINE Breed"
- Lt. Gen Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller

Semper fi
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Carry On!!

[shawa]

lthrneck
I just took a swig of Pepsi when I read the punch line.

Its now all over my screen!! ROTFLMAO!

That is too funny!!!
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“I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. ‘Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death.” (Thomas Paine, 1776)

[3rd gen Navy]

I needed that!
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Warm Regards,
Sean G. Smith,
RN, BSN, EMT-B, U.S. Navy, 1994 - 2003.
BS Biology, Business Administration, Nursing
The Deal with Life: Make decisions based on what you might gain, not on what you may lose.
!!!!!! LET THE WILD RUMPUS BEGIN !!!!!!