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Tanya Senior Chief Petty Officer
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:20 pm Post subject: Andy Borowitz: Mel Gibson Chases Jane Fonda in Nuclear-Power |
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Andy Borowitz: Mel Gibson Chases Jane Fonda in Nuclear-Powered Pro-War Bus
Hollywood Bus Chase Tops 150 MPH
By: Andy Borowitz
Published: August 1, 2005 at 08:38
"Actress Jane Fonda's plan to protest the war in Iraq by leading an antiwar bus tour across the country hit an unexpected bump in the road today when actor Mel Gibson decided to chase Ms. Fonda's bus in a pro-war bus of his own.
"If Jane Fonda thinks her antiwar bus is the only bus on the road, she is sorely mistaken," Mr. Gibson told reporters from behind the wheel of his mammoth pro-war vehicle. "My bus is on the road and, more importantly, we are on her tail."
http://www.yubanet.com/artman/publish/article_23377.shtml
ROTFLMAO
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BuffaloJack Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy
Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 1637 Location: Buffalo, New York
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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Go git'er Mel.
I hope you can show her for what she is. A traiterous piece of subhuman vermin. _________________ Swift Boats - Qui Nhon (12/69-4/70), Cat Lo (4/70-5/70), Vung Tau (5/70-12/71) |
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coldwarvet Admiral
Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Posts: 1125 Location: Minnetonka, MN
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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Mel Gibson is a great American. Out of dozens of Hollywood movies that wrongfully depicted our Vietnam era veterans he was the only one who bucked the Hollyweird crowd and got it right with "We Were Soldiers" God Bless you Mel.
CWV _________________ Defender of the honor of those in harms way keeping us out of harms way.
"Peace is our Profession"
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blue9t3 Admiral
Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 1246 Location: oregon
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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I hope his bus is like a monster truck/bus, I would like to see him flatten her mazola bus! _________________ MOPAR-BUYER |
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dusty Admiral
Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 1264 Location: East Texas
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:26 am Post subject: |
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Be really cool if nobody would sell her any veggie oil.
Mel's bus driver to Mel, "Honest boss, I swear I didn't see her fixing to step out of her bus."
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I B Squidly Vice Admiral
Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 879 Location: Cactus Patch
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:11 am Post subject: |
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Unfortunately, Yubanet is a gag blog. _________________ "KILL ALL THE LAWYERS!"
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blue9t3 Admiral
Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 1246 Location: oregon
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:18 am Post subject: |
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She should take al sharpton along for the ride, they could squeeze out his hair if they run out of french-fry grease! _________________ MOPAR-BUYER |
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