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WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Send this warning to the men you know to help them avoid, and deal with future arguments if they remember the terminology!


Oh, and before we forget ...

"Whatever"



....it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU !

[shawa]

LOL!!! Very funny but so true.
As my husband will attest, I plead guilty on all counts.
I'll have to put a copy of this up on the wall for him. After 40 years of marriage, he still doesn't quite understand.
Thanks for the giving me a chuckle today.
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[Nutso]

How about the 'look' and its ability to invoke the FFLF?

You know the 'look', all women are born with it and I have even seen my grandaughter give it to me. As soon as you get the 'look; ya gotta stop and change directions, hence the FFLF - Female Fun Limitation Factor.

This is the advise from a local radio talk station host name Joe Soucheray here in Minnesota. He also has the ultimate rating of manhood - the cylinder index. A man should own at least as many cylinders as his age, and more if he lives in a rural setting like a farm. So add up your car cylinders, boats, lawnmowers ATV's snomobiles and all the rest, and if your number of cylinders is below your age - time to go shopping, but be careful, you may get the 'look'.