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PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:57 pm    Post subject: zippo Reply with quote

in from major zippo

JUST CHECKING AGAIN



(1) If I am in my house and one or more armed people
are breaking in, it is my responsibility to retreat to
the farthest corner, hope they do not find me and pray
they do not have enough brains to cut the phone lines
as they help themselves to my possessions? This is
because I should not possess a firearm and if I do and
shoot them I am violating their rights and they can
then sue me (In my case their relatives can sue me for
killing them)?

(2) If you burn down your own house and neighborhood
because Koreans bought the liquor store on the corner
and ‘disrespected’ you by demanding cash and following
you throughout the store to prevent shoplifting, I am
supposed to restore your house and neighborhood to
their former elegance?



(3) If you have sex with a diseased member of your own
gender or use his dirty needle to shoot illegal
substances into your body and pass it on to your
unsuspecting spouse and her unborn children, it is my
fault because I am a white, non-drug using,
heterosexual male?



(4) If you murder, rape, pillage and burn, the police
should not engage in ‘hot pursuit’ because somebody
might get hurt?



(5) The criminals who turned that New York prison into
a hostage situation and got put back into their cells
after suffering significant casualties among rioting
prisoners and hostages alike, were awarded millions in
compensation but the hostages and their families were
not because the prisoners had rights?



(6) If an American Indian or Native American if you
prefer, is elected to the presidency would the
military band still play ‘Hail To The Chief’ or would
that be a no-no?



(7) The prisoners in Cuba, ours not Fidel’s, are
offended along with many foreigners and liberal
members of Congress, by how their Koran was handled
and how people looked at them. But my kid can be
suspended from school for praying or openly wearing a
religious symbol?


(Cool Abortion and condoms in grade school are cool but
mentioning God in the Pledge of Allegiance is not?



(9) Jesse Jackson and fatty Murtha are great Americans
but George Bush and the old white men who wrote our
constitution are not?



(10) You can have ‘Queer eye for the straight guy’ on
the tube but if I call you a queer, you will sue me or
put me in jail for violating your rights and a ‘hate
crime’?


(11) Mike Tyson raped Miss Black Teenage America
because of racism he suffered as a child?



(12) Sean Penn and Jane Fonda know more about war than
all the generals and the President?



(13) If I think Rosie is a fat slug and that is why
she had to turn to other ugly women for sex, am I
guilty of being a sexist?



(14) We should spare the rod and spoil the child to
make him a better citizen?



(15) Mexicans can burn my flag and run up their own in
the USA, because they have rights?



(16) PETA may spray paint a woman and her fur coat but
if her husband hits them it is assault and he should
be arrested?



(17) Green-Peace is in charge of all whales and seal
pups in the world and has the right to interfere in
the commerce there-of and nuclear testing by nations
around the world?


(1Cool We were attacked on 9/11 because we had treated
Israel better than those who do such things?



(19) The former leader of Iraq should not have been
executed but Bush and Blair should be shot?



(20) John Kerry and fatty Murtha are the only
legitimate war heroes we have?



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

To paraphrase an old fat commie vietnam era newscaster....."And that's the way it is".
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