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greg_cunn · Seaman Recruit Joined: 19 Aug 2004 Posts: 8

This is the perfect ad to run against Sen. Kerry.

The scene: War room
The actors: General, Lieutenant

The General is looking over a situation board with troop and front information on it The Lieutenant rushes in and says:

Ltn: “General we are under attack!!” The Lieutenant points out on the board where the attack is taking place.

Gen: “launch 3 cruise missiles and hit them right here” (this should be some missile that Kerry voted against).

Lnt: “but general we don’t have any of those missiles Sen. Kerry voted against them”.

Gen: “Oh yea that’s right… Then send in the xxx helicopter and scrape their position here”

Ltn: “we don’t have that either remember in 19xx Sen. Kerry voted against them too. “
Gen: “Ok launch the b2 bombers they can fly above the enemy’s anti-aircraft guns”
Ltn: “Sorry General Kerry voted…”
Gen interrupts.
Gen “I know I know General Kerry voted against the b2 bomber too.” ….

Gen “How does Sen. Kerry expect us to protect our troops ”
Ltn: “We do have a couple of WWI biplanes that we got before Sen. Kerry was elected”
Gen “If it was up to Sen. Kerry we would have a 3rd rate military”

if Sen. Kerry had gotten his way…. Germany, China, Russia and even France would have superior military. We need to keep our military strong by providing them with the latest technology and best equipment”.

Redview · Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 1:55 pm Post subject: even better

Have him dial the yellow phone, and call the UN and ask permission

to launch counter attack. Works for me.

greg_cunn · Seaman Recruit Joined: 19 Aug 2004 Posts: 8

We just need someone to fund the ad