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Why Bush will win in November (humor)

 
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Knighthawk
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 12:23 pm    Post subject: Why Bush will win in November (humor) Reply with quote

Football is the American pasttime.

As you can see, President Bush is comfortable with the football.




John kerry is scared of the ball.



If this doesn't convince people, nuthin' will
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAHAHA!!! Senator Kerry should stick to sailing his yacht....preferably in foreign waters.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 12:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL --- Thank you --- I needed a laugh
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 12:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh if it were that easy. Smile Heh heh. That's how my little sister used to catch when she was four or five years old. Hands up, eyes closed. Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I suspect this thread will be "Geedunked" soon, so had to throw this in:


SOTG
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Why Bush will win in November Reply with quote




Unfortunately that's how Kerry would handle issues of the Presidency, as well.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Why Bush will win in November Reply with quote

Knighthawk wrote:
Football is the American pasttime.


I thought that was baseball...
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Son Of The Godfather wrote:
I suspect this thread will be "Geedunked" soon, so had to throw this in:


SOTG


If that's so, let me add the obligatory resting at home photo of a decorated US Naval Officer who wants to be CinC. Heck - should be the cover of Time magazine (if anybody still read it).

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeppers..... off to the geedunk! Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah yes, baseball, Compare and contrast the following.

Jump into the "way back machine" to July 25, 2004, where Kerry, amidst boos from his "home town Boston fans" threw a pitch into the dirt in front of the catcher. From about halfway between the mound and the batter at home plate!!

If you will recall, the President, on October 30, 2001 at the World Series no less, threw a strike from the pitcher's mound!!

No doubt Kerry's baseball "after action report" had him winning the game for the Red Sox (before he won it for the New York Yankees)!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If that's so, let me add the obligatory resting at home photo of a decorated US Naval Officer who wants to be CinC. Heck - should be the cover of Time magazine (if anybody still read it).

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Whats he doing?,.......rolling a joint Rolling Eyes

BTW......nice socks John Wink

Hey John....where is the flood Razz

Sorry, I couldn't help myself
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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If that's so, let me add the obligatory resting at home photo of a decorated US Naval Officer who wants to be CinC. Heck - should be the cover of Time magazine (if anybody still read it).


He really needed to watch that baby,

save the model airplane for the child when it grows up,

hang up his pictures,

get rid of the ashtray

and put the beer in the bag into the refrigerator for when his baby sitting chores are over.

Not to mention the highwaters!

What's he doing? Rolling a joint or wondering how airplanes work in case he has to run a war or something in the future?
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