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Big Kahuna

To whom it may concern:

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to speak my mind. I lost my job this past year. When Clinton was president, I worked in a prosperous enterprise. But in the last year, we had to close our operations. Far worse, I lost two of my sons in Bush's evil war in Iraq. They gave their lives for their country, and for what? My pain at losing m sons is indescribable. While it is trivial next to the loss of my sons, I regret to say that I also lost my homes. I simply have nothing left. I am a senior citizen with various medical problems--and I'm a shut in. I'm not in a position to begin a new career. I was reduced to the point of homelessness-- all because of President Bush. When the authorities found me in my modest, borrowed hovel, did they have any compassion for my misfortune and ailment? No, I was arrested. If I had any money left, I would donate most of it to the Democratic party. If Al Gore had been elected in 2000, I guarantee you, I would still have a job, my homes, and most importantly, my sons. And if we can get Kerry elected I may be restored to a position of dignity.

Sincerely,
Saddam Hussein.
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one more captins mast · LCDR Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 438 Location: Texas

Use to be handsom, have good hair, be tall, walk tall, be smart,

had lots of money, big car, and a fast car,

boo hoo its all bush's fault

where is my bud clinkton, and he loudership

my life is ruined
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producehawk · PO1 Joined: 14 Aug 2004 Posts: 463

Fooled me for a sec. But I finally figured it out about half way through. People don't realize the greater geo-political reasons for being in Iraq. The problem is Bush has to have political corectness. He can't just admit that this is a warm against fundimental Islam.

BenJaxBchFL · Seaman Joined: 07 Aug 2004 Posts: 198

Big Kahuna,

I here ya.

However, it is unbelievably important that we stay focused on Mr. Kerry. We must continue to educate the public on who John Kerry really is and what he has done.
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Big Kahuna · Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 3:20 pm Post subject:

thegunnerswife · Seaman Apprentice Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 96

Dang it - you had me going too. LOL!!!!!

Think about it - I don't know one person against Bush who holds themself accountable for anything. They always blame someone else - especially Bush.

I'm sure somehow it is Bush's fault that I am not working now, have several bratty teenagers, have a dent in my car, hate planning out meal time, suffer from chronic pain (arthritis and too young for it), for never having a regular bowl movement in my life........... lol! Okay I got a little carried away there.

People like this drive me insane. I was married to someone like that once..... ONCE!
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tugboatphil · Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:51 pm Post subject:

Arty Guy · Seaman Joined: 20 Aug 2004 Posts: 190

Got me too! Very good.

Navy_Navy_Navy · Admin Joined: 07 May 2004 Posts: 5777

This is the kind of thing that the geedunk is for - all things off-topic for the main forum, jokes and comics, rants - not too far over the top though, hm? Wink

This space allows people share other ideas than Kerry stuff, interact on a more personal level and keeps it off the "work" forums.

Thanks,
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Yoke

Big Kahuna,
We all make our own luck, whether it is good or bad.

IF you are telling the truth, you should have lost ONE son by no choice, but the other by his choice, as only ONE sibling needs to go.

As far as your job, your success or failure is dependant on YOUR actions.

The difference between a winner and a loser, is a loser looks for reasons to fail, while a winner looks for ways to succeed.

Going by your handle, you may have some Hawaiian connections. I live in Hawaii, and I can tell you that the Hawaii State Government is NOT good to the small business or the wage earner. If you worked for a large Corporation and it failed, you were unfortunate, but you should have expected it.

Once before, a person could start to work for one company, set his career, and work at that one firm until he retires. Today, a person who goes into the job market must consider at least 5 jobs or careers in his lifetime.

I am a Vietnam Veteran, and I served in Nui ba den. I have no regrets.
Aloha,
Yoke

rb325th · Admiral Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 1334

Yoke, reread what Big Kahuna posted. It is not about him, it is about Saddam Hussein,it's a joke.
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Bill Levinson · Seaman Joined: 25 Jul 2004 Posts: 184

Navy_Navy_Navy · Admin Joined: 07 May 2004 Posts: 5777

It's been floating all over the internet since Saddam's capture, so you shouldn't have any trouble with it. I've never seen it with an attribution. Smile

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Bystander · PO3 Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 271 Location: MI

Omigod! I was ready to slap my monitor upside the head until I finally caught on. This is a hoot an' a holler--and I love it!
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Nomorelies · Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:42 am Post subject:

Re: Kahuna's post

I was ready to start screaming TROLL TROLL TROLL until I read the signature line. Good laugh.
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