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Joined: 13 Aug 2004 Posts: 254
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 10:18 pm Post subject: Two funny jokes laugh a little |
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Meanwhile, ABC's The Note is looking to the future:
The new joke in Washington -- told by all gallows, quasi-panicked Democrats -- goes like this:
"John Kerry read in The Note that this was his race to lose, and he's giving it his best shot."
Someday, Karl Rove's precocious grandchildren will say to him, "Grandpapa, what's it like to run a presidential campaign against an opponent who has had his own background thoroughly researched well before the general election; who is broadly personable and possessed of great campaign skills; and who projects an image of constancy?"
To which Grandpapa Rove will reply, "I haven't the slightest idea." _________________ Swiftvets rock! |
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