RightWriter Seaman Recruit
Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 4 Location: Owensboro, Ky
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 10:17 pm Post subject: News Flash---The truth about John Kerry finally revealed |
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After the SwiftVets' book, ads, newspaper reporters, TV commentators and even websites, the truth is finally out. John is just a lucky guy! Ain't that simple! He was wounded three times and was treated with nothing more than band aids. He was under heavy fire while pulling a guy out of the water, and all of the bullets missed him---along with five boats. He beached his boat on another occasion, ran after a few, er, several, that is, dozens---yeah, that's it---dozens of heavily armed enemy soldiers and got em all! And the proof? How many people do you know who have married a woman worth three hundred million dollars, wound up with a divorce and then found a gal worth a billion? See! He's not a liar. He's just a really lucky guy. I'm just amazed that no one in the media has stumbled onto this. They've come up with every other possible explanation. |
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