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[Rurik]

Democratic Chicken

Bring the oven to a fevered heat. Take one kilo chicken left wings, carefully trimmed and well-oiled and place in a shallow pan in the oven for ten minutes. Remove the left wings when they are half-baked, and forget about them while you prepare the spicy sauce. Take a large piece of salary and chop thoroughly together with one carat. Grab a handful of the mint and mince finely. Be sure to cut both to the left and the right. Place these ingredients in a saucepan with as much bullion as you can acquire and bring to a slow boil. Add one full measure of white water and a little coke and continue boiling until you’re confident there’s nothing there. By this time your salary and the mint should be unrecognizable. Add a teaspoon of red Pepper. Keep the heat on till the bullion is reduced to almost nothing and then add a bottle of Heinz red sauce and mix everything up thoroughly. Season with a large grain of salt, and add the half-baked left wings to the spicy sauce. Turn up the heat and cook under pressure until the brew has thickened and the left wings are in a thick stew. Add a half cup of Cuban rum and give it the torch. All your local culturati will gasp with amazement as you proudly serve this spicy dish of thoroughly stewed, half-baked left wings in a flaming red sauce. The appropriate accompaniments for this dish are a simple white water, or any complicated French Red.
This dish has been a favorite of many prominent Democrats. Jimmie Carter often served it at the White House accompanied by peanuts, and Gary Hart preferred his on top of hot Rice. President Clinton sometimes prefers to stick in a little sausage, which Hillary likes to slice for him. Al Gore likes it so much that if he cannot go back for second helpings, he’ll yell that he was robbed. Recently we have learned that John Kerry during his long service in Cambodia acquired a taste for the local fish sauce, which he adds to his version of this dish, though that does tend the give the left wings with a rather fishy character.
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[LewWaters]

Rurik, may I ask you to change the title to either left wing or liberal? We have many Democrat supporters and I don't feel it fair to lump them all together.

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[Bill Levinson]

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I am crying I am laughing so hard, lordy, I can't stop.
well, I am been calling anything to do with Kerry......the Kerry group.
Lays all the blame for anything on him!
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