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[FredRum]

(seen somewhere else, so don't blame me for this groaner )

John Kerry and John Edwards arrive at a McDonalds during a campaign swing through the Midwest. In her excitement at seeing the two candidates, an employee accidentally spills coffee on Kerry’s hand.

Within minutes Edwards had filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against McDonalds while .... you guessed it .... Kerry was busy writing the incident up for his fourth Purple Heart
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[ArmyWife]

Check out #2 on this list!

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T H E T O P F I V E L I S T
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September 3, 2004


The Top 5 Things Overheard at
the Republican National Convention


5> "Watch this! With the upgraded chip we installed in Cheney,
I can make him say anything I want!"

4> "Jenna! Barbara! Come down from there!"

3> "It is with great pride that I proudly accept the nomination
of President of the United States of America...."
"Mr. Keyes, the convention's over. Could you please get off
the stage? We have to start cleaning up."

2> "Wanna come to my room for a Swiftie?"


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing Overheard
at the Republican National Convention...


1> "Attention, please: Our latest intelligence shows that
Operation Hurricane has taken out nearly 60 percent of
the voting booths in Florida."