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[FrydayNC1]

A friend sent me the following, and this is why John Kerry should never be elected president of these United States:

I am John Kerry.

I was against the first Iraq war,
I am against the second Iraq war,
but I voted for it.

Now I'm against it but I was for it.
I support the UN.
I'm against terrorism and against the Iraq war.
But I voted for the Iraq war.
So, I voted against the first war and supported the second war, wait...

I'm against gay marriage but for gay unions.
I support gays but think the SF mayor is wrong.
I support gay marriages.
No, wait, gay unions.

I'm Catholic.
Wait, I'm Jewish.
My dad was Jewish.
But I was raised
Catholic.
What am I?
I don't want to confuse people.

I am for abortions, but wait, I'm Catholic, and Catholics are pro-life.
But I might consider putting pro-life judges in office, but I'm not sure.
I do know I voted for a pro-life judge, but I stated that it was a mistake.

I went to Vietnam.
But I was against Vietnam.
I testified against fellow US troops in Vietnam, threw my medals away and led others to do the same.
But I am a war hero.
Against the war.

I stated I threw my medals away then I threw my ribbons away.
I then revealed that I threw my ribbons away but not my medals, then lately I stated that I threw someone else's medals away and never threw anything of
mine away.

I believe Ribbons and medals aren't the same thing.
Medals come with ribbons, so now I believe that ribbons and medals are the same thing besides the fact that ribbons are cloth and medals are medal.

I wrote a book that pictured the US flag upside-down on its cover.
But now I fly and campaign in a plane with a large flag right-side up on it.
But sometimes, we fly upside-down for fun.

Yasser Arafat is a hero and a statesman.
The Israelis shouldn't kill Palestinian terrorists, but they should stop terrorism.
Yasser Arafat is a terrorist supporter.
I support Mideast peace.

I am for the common man, unlike Bush.
I am against the rich.
But my family is worth 300 million dollars has a jet and many SUVs.
I am the common man.

I am against sending jobs overseas.
My wife is a Heinz heir, which Heinz has most factories offshore.
I am against rewarding companies for exporting jobs as long as it is not Heinz.

I own $1 million in Wal-Mart stock.
I believe Wal-Mart is evil by driving small business owners out of town.
I am a capitalist and I own part of Wal-Mart but I am a good guy for small corporate America.

I own SUVs when I talk to my followers in Detroit, MI, Teresa owns SUVs,
I don't, when I talk to tree hugging followers.
I have a campaign jet that gets 1/3 mpg, which is great fuel efficiency.

I am against making military service an issue in presidential elections.
I defended a draft dodger Clinton and stated that all serve in their own capacity whether they draft dodge or not.
Did I mention, I served in Vietnam and am a hero?
Are you questioning my patriotism?
I served in Vietnam.
My opponent didn't.
I have three purple hearts!
I am a hero.

I am qualified to run this country since I served.
I am John Kerry
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JLF

[The Balloon Artist]

[dating self] Remeber the old game show "To Tell the Truth"

For those that don't 2 of 3 panelist would attempt to fool the contestant that they were in fact the third panelist.


My Name is John Kerry and I'm John Kerry

MY Name is John Kerry and I'm John Kerry

MY Name is John Kerry and I AM John Kerry

ad infinum
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What about John Kerry's four months in Vietnam qualify him to be president?
Al Gore was there for five.

[jataylor11]

One correction -- this family is worth over a billion -- it was my first wife that was worth $300 million.

Addition: I want control of your tax dollars. My billionaire wife made me sign a pre-nup agreement, even though she does not trust me with her deceased first husbands fortune you should trust me with your hard earned dollars.

Addition: I believe the rich should pay more taxes. My billionaire wife paid a tax rate of less than 15%, but I think those making over $100,000 should pay tax rates higher than the current 28%.

[P. Aaron]

[Dimsdale]

He reminds me of the evil bad guy in the "Matrix" who could reproduce himself repeatedly.
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Everytime he had a choice, Kerry chose to side with communists rather than the United States.

[Mooncusser]

I actually did become an idiot..before I became a moron.
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MACV '64...65
Thu Thua, Long An

I actually won the election before I lost it.

"It is a good day to fight! It is a good day to die! Strong hearts, brave hearts to the front! Weak hearts and cowards to the rear!" (Crazy Horse)