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RogerRabbit · Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 3:22 pm Post subject: Carnival Cruise Lines

We at Carnival Cruise Lines: didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W.Bush were to be re-elected President.

With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise!

Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner, Janeane Garafalo, Whoppi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner(apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, Pierre Salinger, as well as the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.

You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.

The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.

Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years.

Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.

Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise director, Grey Davis, Purser Terry Heinz Kerry hopefully will be kept somewhere below decks away from the media.

Monica Lewinsky as the "Cigar and Cigarette Girl",

Entertainment by the Dixie Chicks and Bruce Springsteen, John Kerry will be our Life Guard in consideration of his past experience in pulling people out of the water. (Unless he decides at the last minute not to go) He is advocating the ellimination of the game "shuffleboard" in favor of his new game he calls "waffleboard" Be sure to pack your flip flops as you will need them! while playing.

Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and Director of Emergency Procedures

Rev. Al Sharpton will provide inspirational services, and Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.

If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes,friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.

"Bon Voyage!"

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LewWaters · Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:42 pm Post subject:

Funny.

I'm assuming this is intended as humor and moving to Geedunk Wink

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Navyolsalt · Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 7:03 pm Post subject: Good Bye

And I will fly to Florida to wave good bye to all of these far left wing liberals with the hope that they never return!!
Sincerely, Navyolsalt
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blue9t3 · Admiral Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 1246 Location: oregon

Why can't drunken teddy be a life guard too? Will Michael Moore be used for ballast? Do you think it would be considered rude if we sunk that ship? Twisted Evil

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Rurik · Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:41 am Post subject:

sdonions · PO3 Joined: 21 Jul 2004 Posts: 294

happyday · Lt.Jg. Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 139 Location: Omaha, NE

Funny!

Reminds me of just before the incursion into Iraq, when there were so many people wanting to go over and act as human sheilds. A couple of girlfriends and I got to the point of offering to supply the blowhards with a one-way ticket there.

Strange, but there were no takers. Everyone who had offered to go suddenly had a good excuse not to.

Thank God our brave people in uniform did though. Very Happy

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Guest · Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:33 am Post subject:

LOL!!!!! Funny as all get out!!!!!!