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xracer
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:15 pm    Post subject: Kerry goose hunting Reply with quote

I wonder if he shot it in the back.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL good one.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, he ran away until the shooting stopped. Then he returned to claim victory. Because he fell down and injured his hand, he's now filing an after action report claiming a purple heart for his participation in operation goose kill.....

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He missed the goose and his poodle ran off, then the goose attacked him with his beak! kerry's chin was no match so he affixed his white hanky to his shotgun and surrendered. He's calling Kofi sometime today! Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha, a poodle bird dog. I can see it now.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does anyone think that Kerry's wife, or he, will clean and cook and eat that goose?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 9:07 pm    Post subject: Goose is ?cooked Reply with quote

Kerry shoots goose,


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me of Klinton walking around holding the duck. The scarey thing is that there are hunters and sportsmen that actually think Kerry will protect their rights.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:56 am    Post subject: Re: Kerry goose hunting Reply with quote

xracer wrote:
I wonder if he shot it in the back.

Actually he first ordered the boat to shore, then jumped out and chased the Goose down, (no pun intended) and then Shot It In The Back…
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 5:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Besides his first goose, the girlieman does'nt know even how to pet the dog. tip toe out
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kerry would gladly shoot the goose that lays the golden eggs.
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tford60
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:02 pm    Post subject: kerry, and the goose Reply with quote

Just let him win, and both he and teressa will cook our goose! You will notice that he would not even cary it out of the blind. I wonder how the goose managed to sit on the end of johnnys pit, could it be he shot a lame, blind, decoy bird?

And while I am at it, where is peta on all of this, and did the brady's clean his shotgun? This clown is beyond what any normal human being would do. He is with out honor, shame, and I can only pray that our fellow americans can see beyond the bravo seria!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:23 am    Post subject: goose hunting = goosin us Reply with quote

This photo op , is an insult to every hunter in this country !
Did you see the patronizing bs at the license purchase ?
He is the consumate Boston snob and Brahmin .
Can you see him at the local tavern as one of the guys . "LOL "
Bostonians consider themselves the most intelligent people in America !
An they'll tell you they are .
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BuffaloJack
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope the sonofab***h chokes on the pellets while he's eatin' it.
This is one of the most flagrant photo ops in American history.
I wouldn't be surprised if someone didn't capture the bird first, tie a cord to its leg and anchor it at a prearranged spot where they knew Kerry could execute it and retrieve it.
After all, how would it look for John boy to come back empty handed?
Did Johnny bring his famous 8mm camera with him?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:57 pm    Post subject: P.E.T.A. Reply with quote

People Eating Tasty Animals....

hehehehe.....

It's on a bumper sticker on the back of my truck.....
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