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redneckvet · Lt.Jg. Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Posts: 112 Location: NC

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.
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"Full Tour Grunt"

Son of a VET · Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:36 pm Post subject:

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Stolen Honor

Son of a VET · Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:37 pm Post subject:

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Stolen Honor

Son of a VET · Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:38 pm Post subject:

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Stolen Honor

JannDallas · Seaman Joined: 26 Sep 2004 Posts: 166 Location: Dallas, TX

I don't know if this has been put out here or not, but I thought it was funny.

----- Probably the best Little Johnny story ever!

John Kerry visits a primary school and sits in on one of the classes,
which is in the middle of a discussion on words and their meaning.

The teacher asks Mr. Kerry if he would like to lead the discussion of
the word "tragedy".

So, the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a
"tragedy."

One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and
knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy.

"That's wrong," Kerry shouts. "That would be considered an accident."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"You are completely incorrect" shouts t! he Senator. "That would be what
we would consider a great loss".

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Kerry searches the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy "little Johnny" raises his
hand. In a quiet voice he says:
"If a plane carrying the Senator John Kerry were struck by a missile
and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy".

"Fantastic!" exclaims Kerry. "You are absolutely right. Can you tell me
why that would be a tragedy?."

"Well," says little Johnny, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a
great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident.

Son of a VET · Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:34 pm Post subject:

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Stolen Honor

Son of a VET · Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:39 pm Post subject:

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coolhand · PO3 Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 255 Location: MA/RI

Who says Republicans are stuffy:

http://www.nationalreview.com/symposium/symposium200410270921.asp

OKLady · Lt.Jg. Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 126 Location: Edmond, OK

Listen To Grandma

At a small, rural political rally, an elderly woman made a pertinent point:

"Poor John Kerry: He throws away someone else's medals. He drives someone else's SUV. He marries someone else's wife and inherits someone else's money. I think we should all vote for him to be president of someone else's country."

Very Happy

RogerRabbit · Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:54 pm Post subject:

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"Si vis pacem, para bellum"

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"Si vis pacem, para bellum"

VAW11_Vet · Ensign Joined: 03 Sep 2004 Posts: 56

From today's Dallas Morning News

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VAW-11 NAS North Island 1961-1966

Navy_Navy_Navy · Admin Joined: 07 May 2004 Posts: 5777

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~ Echo Juliet ~
Altering course to starboard - On Fire, Keep Clear
Navy woman, Navy wife, Navy mother

kate · Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:03 am Post subject:

BeeGees -- going back to Massachusetts

goodbye John Kerry

http://www.trentonrevolution.com/kerry.swf

http://newrepublic.cjb.net/kerry.swf

alt sites, using some bandwidth up , keep trying
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one of..... We The People

3rd gen Navy

You are Invited!!!!!
Due to the cancellation of the Inaugural Ball for Senator Kerry, there will be a small soiree (pity party) for those who have already bought their attire.

The nights entertainment will be provided by the DIXIE CHICKS & Bruce Springsteen
Tissues for excessive self pity will be furnished by Susan Sarrandon and Tim Robbins.

We are pleased to announce DAN RATHER will be our Master of Ceremonies!!! Yeah!!!!
Cameron Diaz has pledged CUPCAKES!!

What's this?....a Free Screening of Fahrenheit 911! Thank you, Michael Moore.
Ashton Kutcher will sign his latest book..."I open my mouth...and stupid falls out"

P Diddy will not be in attendanc; he is still trying to get the vote out. If you see him, tell him that he was not "disenfranchised" from this event. He can come home now.
Barbara Streisand is preparing for her next role and will not be here, (boo hoo), she will be starring as Teresa Heinz Kerry in the sad story of " Shove It"

Just in.....Grapes will be provided by the Heinz Corporation....Sorry, only SOUR available.
The Reverend Jesse Jackson will be cooking on the BBQ, and John Kerry will be flippin' the burgers...something he has proven to be very good at. Lots of Ketchup folks; the white house has donated thousands of bottles of relish, mustard, and all the pickles too. When asked why the enerosity, the spokesman for the Bush Household told us.....We have switched to DelMonte, thank you very much.

Attention all actors: Norman Lear is casting for his new television show "Fahrenheit 11-2-04 ; How'd the GOP do that?" Hope to see you all there...not much else going on.
HILLARY
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RN, BSN, EMT-B, U.S. Navy, 1994 - 2003.
BS Biology, Business Administration, Nursing
The Deal with Life: Make decisions based on what you might gain, not on what you may lose.
!!!!!! LET THE WILD RUMPUS BEGIN !!!!!!