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Chief - I'm getting ready for bed
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Roon
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dmackto and NavyChief:

Do you think the two of you could keep the pillow talk to a minimum tonight? You kept many of us up half the night last night with all the whispering and we're all exhausted.

Thanks!


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dmackto
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ouch the cat is out of the bag Cool
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ouch the cat is out of the bag


I am reminded of an old saw regarding the distinction between "erotic" and "kinky".... Erotic is a peacock feather; kinky is the entire peacock.

I suppose there is a cat corollary.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Off to Geedunk with this.

Thanks
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blue9t3
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw a bumper sticker that said "its only kinky the first time!" Very Happy
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dmackto
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once while I was telling all of my problems to a $90 per hour "therapist" I noticed she was snoring. Really. So I began to recite Romeo and Juliet in my best affected fake French accent. I wanted to see if she would come to. No deal. Every once in a while she would open her eyes and nod. And then go immediately back to sleep.

And so I said the word SEX a few times and then in a slightly louder voice said, "Thats when I first got involved with frozen chickens."

Her eyes flew open and she knocked her notepad off her lap and her nearly fell out of her chair when she bent down to get it.

Anyway.. what were we talking about?
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dang, i just noticed this thread.

Deb, if you are calling young men and giving them spasms, I'll send you a number. Cool

fwiw, blasting Kerry's offices, the DNC tuesday, local dnc offices on Tuesday, is a very interesting bit asking whether there is truth to the communist's claim... Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

Let them figure it out then.....
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 6:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dmack: Frozen chickens? I could understand produce, or even peacocks, but frozen chickens! How sick is that? No wonder you are in therapy. You should be. Or at least cooking school.

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