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[Big Kahuna]

First I Look at the Purse
by the J. Geils Band

Some fellas look at the eyes
Some fellas look at the nose
Some fellas look at the size
Some fellas look at the clothes

I don't care if her eyes are red
I don't care if her nose is long
I don't care if she's underfed
I don't care if her clothes are worn
First I look at the purse!

Some fellas like the smiles they wear
Some fellas like the legs that's all
Some fellas like the style of their hair
Want their waist to be small.

I don't care if their legs are thin
I don't care if their teeth are big
I don't care if their hair's a wig
Why waste time lookin' at the waistline?
First I look at the purse!

A woman can be fat as can be,
kisses sweet as honey
But that don't mean a thing to me
If you ain't got no money
If the purse is fat....that's where it's at.

Some fellas like the way they walk
The way they swing and sway
Some fellas like the way they talk
Dig the things they say.
I don't care if they wobble like a...
or talk with a lisp
I still think I'm a good lover
if the dollar bills are crisp

First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!

I don't care if you got yourself a wrap
all I want is your pretty green cash
Bought me a suit, bought me a car
Want me to look like a hollywood star

Moneeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I want money (Money!)
Baby, ain't no "why", baby
I need money!

First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
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[Scott]

Coda: (repeat and fade out)

I do! I do! I do! etc.

ROTFLMAO!


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Bye bye, Boston Straggler!