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Tacan70UDN · PO2 Joined: 05 Sep 2004 Posts: 392

Kimmy - Couldn't post till I stopped laughing! Thanks for a much-need light relief. Helps break the tension of waiting!

neverforget · Vice Admiral Joined: 18 Jul 2004 Posts: 875

>>Problem is, I don't know what I'd do with them. I'd never give one away...

Because I never give a rat's @ss, ever!<<

You could always say, "I could give a rats@ss." Which kind of means you could give a rat's @ss, but you wouldn't.
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reconflyer · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:02 am Post subject:

Kimmy,

I've got two things going for me,

1) My wife outranks me (she's an officer) so I can convince her that it was a good decision she made (to buy said rat's @$$es) because you know they train officers to listen to senior NCOs, and...

2) She dosen't seem to give a rat's @$$ either!

recon
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Kimmymac · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:03 am Post subject:

So, Tacan, <pouring another drink> I can count on you as a backer of Kimmymac's "I Don't Give A Rats @$$es"?

Just leave the amount blank, Tacan. Wink

Not to worry.

And recon: Rat @$$es will be made in America! These are ALL AMERICAN I DON'T GIVE A RATS @$$ES!

Screw the Chinese! I got a whole C-130 load of Rats @$$ES for those @$$holes I would like to see dumped on Beijing, baby! I got the Marine Aviator who will do it for me too, baby, you can believe that, although he disdains flying cargo.
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reconflyer · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:07 am Post subject:

So is this rat's @$$ drop accomplished by my Marine bretheren going to be a Container Delivery System or a Container Release System drop?

Or you could just do a heavy equipment drop, and use the rat's @$$es as dunnage for a few thousand Bradley's and make Bejing perk up and take notice of this humanitarian rat's @$$ delivery...

OK, OK, I know when we've played one out to the end...

recon
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1991932 · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:07 am Post subject:

I'm still hung up on the original poll question.

Is that part of the Patriot Act that I have to tell you what I'm doing with my free hand while I'm typing with the other?

It's a Baby Ruth, if it's any of your business.

Embarassed

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blue9t3 · Admiral Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 1246 Location: oregon

Recon! I have lived in places where I got zero-not one stinking kid. So I would go visit my sister or someone for fun, she had millions of rug-rats around. I was one of those kids that would go to that funky house, those dudes would give you a full sized candy bar--not one them mamby pamby one bite wanna bee things. Wink

Ps. Im still getting a few stragglers, My nieghbor just came up with his little ones, he walked up and said dont you dare f-n laugh, he was dressed like a woman, in real life the guy looks like a line-backer! Shocked

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Mustang0302 · Seaman Recruit Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 25

Kimmymac, you're brilliant. How'd you know?
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.::geo::. · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:14 am Post subject:

Kimmymac · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:18 am Post subject:

How did I know I was brilliant, Mustang? The same way I know I am beautiful, natch: EVERYONE TELLS ME!

Or did you mean something else, darlin'?

And recon: I don't know the type of drop, the details are not my problem. I was thinking he could fly real low, and I would sling the RATS @$$ES out the cargo door at 'em. ('Em being the CHINESE)

I also want to drop a load of Rats @$$es on the UN, target specific Kofi Annan.
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Kimmymac · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:19 am Post subject:

geo: too much rat, not enough @$$. Plus it is alive. I am not flinging live rats out of a C130. Whaddya think I am, crazy? Even I have my limits.

Although I have yet to find out what they are.
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reconflyer · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:23 am Post subject:

We don't have rats in my house. We have a hamster.

The hamster is much better than a rat.

It really, really looks like a rat. But it is better.

It has a shorter tail than a rat: better.

It can stuff about three days worth of stores into its cheeks: better.

It is not brown like a rat, it is a pleasing cream color: better.

It knaws on the powder coated metal sections of the cage to grind away its never-ceasing tooth growth, rats chew wood: hamster better.

The hamster is from Syria, but never cares what direction Mecca is oriented, I don't know where rats come from. Someone told me once they come from Norway.

Hamsters have better names than rats. Rats are always named Bruno, or Bumpus, or Skeletor or something like that.

Hamsters are named Princess and Hammy and Fluffy and the like.

The bottom line is:

HAMSTERS ARE FREAKING RATS, I KNOW, I LIVE WITH ONE, IT IS A RAT.

recon
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.::geo::. · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:25 am Post subject: .........

Kimmymac · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:28 am Post subject:

And this is how I know I need to get this fricken election thing over with.

Look at how I am acting: Add to this thread a fist fight at a party last night, and yelling "PHUQ YOU" at a total stranger in a parking lot, and I think we get the picture.
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Wing Wiper · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 5:29 am Post subject:

I had to take the youngster trick-or-treating earlier here (Oregon) and we saw I Kerry sign, and I'd estimate 8 (minimum) Bush signs. I'm getting the feeling it's a lot closer here than the polls are showing. We're supposedly a pretty pro-Kerry state (Oregon). I know a total of 2 people that I have heard say they are voting for Kerry, vs. about 20 for Bush. Something isn't adding up. Wink