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[HawkeyeLonewolf]

One last parody before the election... sick of seeing Bruce Springsteen up with Kerry, so here you go... (Admin, since this one is brand new, I put it in it's own thread so it wouldn't get lost in the shuffle...thanks!)


Voting in the Dark
(Parody of Dancing in the Dark by Bruce Springsteen)
By Kevin L. Kitchens

I get up in the evening,
Check the posts over at D-U.
I surf until the morning,
Spreading hate about George Bush.
I am politically blind,
I'm just blind, ignoring the truth
Hey there baby,
I can simply ignore all of that proof.

So what if Kerry's a liar?
Another liar without Clinton's spark
He's got my vote,
Even if I'm just voting in the dark.

Signals keep getting clearer,
Radio's on and Franken fills my space.
I check my look in the mirror,
Making sure my tin foil hat's in place!
Man I ain't going nowhere,
Living with my parents still.
Everything is provided,
That's what makes me a liberal

So John Kerry's a liar,
Another liar without Clinton's spark
He's got my vote,
Even if I'm just voting in the dark.

I sit around growing dumber.
There's a clue here somewhere that eludes me.
I swipe the 'druff from my shoulder.
Why the chicks always laugh at me?

Download a new batch of Kool-Aid.
Drink it up and spread it around tonight.
They say I gotta be loyal!
Hey baby, I'll vote for John Kerry twice!
I'm voting for my welfare.
I'm sick of getting fired from job after job.
Just because I'm so lazy,
Even my mom says that I'm a slob.

John Kerry's a big liar,
Another liar without Clinton's spark
This vote's for hire,
Even if I'm just voting in the dark.
We'll elect this liar,
If the country will just put their brains in park.
This vote's for hire,
Even if I'm just voting in the dark.

Even if we're just voting in the dark.
Liberals always are voting in the dark.
Kerry needs us to be voting in the dark.

Vote Kerry!

©2004 Kevin L. Kitchens, All Rights Reserved

[HawkeyeLonewolf]

Thanks everyone for all your encouraging words!!!

It's been fun!!!