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navy-ex · Seaman Recruit Joined: 17 May 2004 Posts: 18

From an email:

"While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Massachusetts business Tycoon
(whose hand had been caught in a fence while working at his country home), a doctor and the
old man were talking about Senator John Kerry possibly being in the White House one day.

The old Tycoon said, "Well,ya know, Kerry is a 'post turtle'." Not knowing what the old man
meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old man said, "When you're driving
down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top,
that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know
he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up
there, and you just want to help the poor stupid b--tard get down." "

xsquid · Lt.Jg. Joined: 25 May 2004 Posts: 140

Hehe, good one. Very Happy

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carpro · Admin Joined: 10 May 2004 Posts: 1176 Location: Texas

WONDERFUL! Very Happy

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Cam Ranh '71 · Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 3:24 am Post subject: Turtles

Navy-Ex,

I knew Kerry had his hang ups, but not like a bast**d turtle on the fence.
I hope you don't mind me copying and pasting and sending it to friends.

CS in PA

ASPB · Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 3:51 am Post subject:

bump
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