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RogerRabbit
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 Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:27 am Post subject: Burrito causes gun scare at Clovis school |
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http://www.kobtv.com/index.cfm?viewer=storyviewer&id=18803&cat=HOME
At least they had an alert bystander - could have been ....
| Quote: | It wasn’t a gun that caused police to lock down Marshall Junior High School in Clovis. It was a burrito.
Police locked the school down after a citizen saw a student walking into school with a long, skinny object wrapped in a white cloth. He thought it was a gun and called police.
Officers searched for the student while the school was on lockdown. But the student came forward first, admitting he had what they were looking for – a two-and-a-half-foot-long burrito.
The student had taken the burrito, wrapped in foil and a white cloth, to present in a culinary career class. It was loaded – with meat and beans.
Police called the incident a good exercise for all of the officers who responded to the school.
One observer joked that with the right combination of ingredients, the burrito could have been a deadly weapon. |
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GM Strong
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Depending on what kind of beans, this could have had a detrimental effect on the environment by contributing to global warming.  High gas quotient legumes are a terrible thing.  New Zealand is trying to curb animal flatulence. Just imagine what a 2 1/2 ft burrito could do. WOW. BTW - Did anyone get the recipe?? 
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