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[FlyLow]

A new bar opened and everyone in town was talking about it. The buzz was
because it had a robot-bartender. One fellow had to see this for himself,
so in he goes and sits at the bar Sure enough, a robot was bar tending.

The man orders a drink, and the robot asks him what his IQ is. The man
replies that his IQ is 150. With that, the robot begins discussing nuclear
physics, hydrogen power cells, and the current state of the global
atmosphere.

This fellow is impressed. He wants to see what happens if he doesn't claim
to be quite as bright. So, he leaves the bar and comes right back in and
sits at the bar.

Again, the robot asks him for his IQ. This time the guy tells him it's 100.
So the robot starts discussing football, basketball, and the proper way to
grill a steak.

Wow, this is amazing and it peaks the man's interest in seeing how good this
robot really is. Thus, he leaves and comes back in for a third time. This
time he tells the robot that his IQ is 50.

The robot replies: "So, are you Democrats really going to vote for Kerry?"
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[LubyStarling]

You can't sing as good as me though. LC
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