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Jungle_rat
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 Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:55 am Post subject: NEWSFLASH: Chirac to offer Kerry political asylum |
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The Geyserville Gazette's Paris Bureau reports that President Jaques Chirac will offer embattled US Presidential candidate and ersatz war hero John F. Kerry political asylum on the Island of Elba. President Chirac says "Messieur Jean is une goood friend de moi. He has a certain...how you say... elegance... zat we French like beaucoup." Teresa Heinz Kerry Soros and her new husband have reportedly bought a 400,000 acre vinyard in Mozambique where they plan to cultivate sour grapes.
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Beatrice1000
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Location: Minneapolis, MN
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| Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 5:02 am Post subject: Re: NEWSFLASH: Chirac to offer Kerry political asylum |
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| Jungle_rat wrote: | | Chirac will offer John F. Kerry political asylum on the Island of Elba. |
might be where he's stashed his records.... |
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Scott
Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy
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Location: Massachusetts
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| Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 5:05 am Post subject: |
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Attencion -
Zis tred weel bee movee a la forum <<Geedunk>> instantment.
Voila! Omelette du fromage! Voulez vouz fermer la boit?
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4moreyears
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Geeeze...first the mods take away the trolls...at least they could leave Chirac her for us to mull.
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IpsoFacto
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| Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 5:08 am Post subject: |
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Maybe Sadam can invite him to his cell wherever they have him in Irak. Dont you think he would prefer to sleep next to Sadam rather than that woman he married for woman... what is her hame? the Heinz lady.  |
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Beatrice1000
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| Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 5:11 am Post subject: |
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| 4moreyears wrote: | | Geeeze...first the mods take away the trolls...at least they could leave Chirac her for us to mull. |
 zay keeep us organ-ized. |
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cjg
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Joined: 13 Aug 2004
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Gee, Scott I was not aware you know the french lauguage like Kerry,
you are almost buddies then.! 
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