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vickie
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 Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 1:52 pm Post subject: FUTURE HEADLINES: "Hailed as heroes..." |
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It is clear that SBVT will be hailed as heroes...
Future Head Lines:
November 2004: SBVT, a "rag tag bunch of underfunded vetarans credited with derailing mighty Kerry Juggernaut!"
Vietnam veterans who were greeted as 'baby killers" and worse when they returned from war in the late 60's and early seventies. These men again faced abuse from Americans led by John Kerry. Ironically John Kerry led a group, the VVAW, that provided much of the ...
January 2005: SBVT recognized at the state of the union
January 2005: The SBVT hottest ticket around at 2nd Bush inauguration.
March 2005: Navy completes examination of Kerry's record. Asked Medals be returned.
May 2005: Heinze asks for divorce
Kerry seeks to have prenuptial agreement nullified. "I feel so abused," he says. Heinze seen making the rounds with latest boy toy, Micheal Moore. Moore is a rising star in the Democratic party and is currently touted as their best bet for regaining the Presidency in 2008.
November 2008: Kerry loses Senate seat.
June 2009: one time Presidential Candidate Kerry is found paddling around Boston harbor in a john boat. Witnesses say he was making motor boat noises with his mouth. "Occassionally punctuated with machine gun fire", said another. When asked what he was doing? He indignantly replied, "Are you questioning my Patriotism"? He then bolted and started screaming, "Rasmann! Rasmann!" He was admitted to Boston General psychiatric ward.
It has been a long slide for the man who was once a candidate for the highest...
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hleone
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Great post Vicki!
But I'm thinking your last headline may occur before the election. |
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lolajl
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| Now, more than ever, let's keep up the momentum. |
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producehawk
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| I don't care if he is mad. I really don't wish for him to go mad. I just want him to go away. |
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Uisguex Jack
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| Quote: | May 2005: Heinze asks for divorce
Kerry seeks to have prenuptial agreement nullified. "I feel so abused," he says. |
I think you may well be mistaken here. I got five bucks in my pocket that says the date should read: July 2004
There's no way Ms Kerry could survive much longer in the global spotlight with or without a sociopath for a spouse. |
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NortonPete
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| Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 2:13 pm Post subject: Re: Future Headlines |
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| vickie wrote: | It is clear that SBVT will be hailed as heroes...
Future Head Lines:
May 2005: Heinze asks for divorce
Kerry seeks to have prenuptial agreement nullified. "I feel so abused," he says. Heinze seen making the rounds with latest boy toy, Micheal Moore.
November 2008: Kerry loses Senate seat.
June 2009: one time Presidential Candidate Kerry is found paddling around Boston harbor in a john boat. Witnesses say he was making motor boat noises with his mouth. "Occassionally punctuated with machine gun fire", said another. When asked what he was doing, he bolted and started screaming, "Rasmann! Rasmann!" He was admitted to Boston General psychiatric ward.
It has a long slide for the man who was once a candidate for the highest... |
Very Funny..
But I have a question. Where is Brunhilda? She's been quiet except for
that one remark awhile back which made no sense ( what an asset ! ).
If my spouse were under attack and I had
the personality of Teresa (  ) I would be making waves.
Kerry's campaign must have her tied and gagged in a closet. They know
her negative power on the election. |
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vickie
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| Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 2:17 pm Post subject: I really believe he is going to crack! |
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Let's set up a pool!
I pick November 26 2004. He seems to crack a lot. His Midnight news conference seemed to be somewhat of a crack- up... A crack-up would have to be defined as removal to a hospital of sanatarium.
I am putting $5.00 on November 26. It is the first full moon after the election. He will have has some time for the enormity of his loss to work on his mind.
He is going to have stress that not even wind surfing can relieve.
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I B Squidly
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I'm waiting for the headline announcing a board of enquiry's indictment for treason.
What is the statute of limitations on that? |
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NortonPete
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Has Kerry lost any elections? I know that seems like an uninformed
question but I thought I ask here first before doing a google and
wading through alot of junk. |
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jwb7605
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| NortonPete wrote: | Has Kerry lost any elections? I know that seems like an uninformed
question but I thought I ask here first before doing a google and
wading through alot of junk. |
Yes.
He lost (1976, I think I read) running on his anti-VietNam record.
He then decided later to run on his (pro?) VietNam record, and won.
All these were in Massachussets. |
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Beatrice1000
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| Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 6:45 am Post subject: Re: I really believe he is going to crack! |
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| vickie wrote: | | Let's set up a pool! I pick November 26 2004. |
I think he will have an "event" last week of Sept, 1st wk of Oct -- either he'll have a nasty, revealing exchange with a vet who is against him on camera, or he'll actually punch someone -- or he will end up in the hospital with palpatations. There will be an event and I can't see him making it to November... UNLESS his campaign can find a way to totally control and manage him at all times. [I also think he's walking into the debates with Bush with an attitude of total superiority - a slam dunk so to speak and I can't even predict how THAT will go.... if Bush laughs at him too often, that could cause a meltdown on the spot.] |
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PC
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February 14, 2007. San Francisco, California:
After President George W. Bush failed in his efforts to pass the proposed 28th amendment, making gay marriages illegal, John Kerry married John Edwards in Haight Asbury today, Valentines Day.
Ter Ray Za Heinz, former wife of John Kerry commented: " I should have seen this coming, all that touchy feely campaign stuff wasn't as innocent as I thought." |
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