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directorblue · Lt.Jg. Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 121

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VAW11_Vet · Ensign Joined: 03 Sep 2004 Posts: 56

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ontheright · Ensign Joined: 19 Aug 2004 Posts: 56 Location: Michigan

Here's an emoticon I made for the 'hero.'

Here's one I saw online. I just added some color and the animation.

Nomorelies · Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 2:17 am Post subject:

Parody: Bowling for Florida --
The True Story of George and Jeb Bush
Posted on September 10, 2004 at 11:25AM by Jeffrey Skelly | Post a Comment

DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL COMMITTEE -- FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE -- URGENT

WASHINGTON, DC -- Like President Bush and his brother Jeb, hurricanes' Charley and Frances have devastated Florida. Millions of people are still without power and thousands of African-Americans and Hispanics have seen their American dreams trashed. Unfortunately, hurricane Ivan is on a path to Florida's coast, and President Bush is doing nothing to stop it.

In fact, it has come to our attention that these hurricanes are not simple acts of nature. It is our contention that George W. Bush, his brother Jeb, and Dick Cheney are conspiring to steal yet another election in Florida.

A secret memo from Haliburton to Vice President Dick Cheney reveals the true extent of their horrific plan.

To: Dick Cheney
From: Hal E. Burton
Re: Bowling for Hurricanes
Date: 07/14/2004

Mr. Vice President:

As you requested, we have begun pumping billions of cubic pounds of CO2 into the atmosphere off the African Coast.

Mr. Vice President, here you can see the next four hurricanes Jeanne, Karl (after Mr. Rove), Lisa and Matthew.
Instead of using cleaner, more efficient engines, we have deployed a fleet of old cargo vessels carrying thousands of SUVs into the waters off the west African coast. Our scientists estimate that within ten days, Jeanne will follow Ivan's path and devastate Florida.

By the end of September, Florida will have been ravaged by at least seven hurricanes, which should give the president pleny of photo-ops in Florida, not to mention the billions of dollars in federal aid that he will give to the people of Florida.

Of course, these hurricanes will likely destroy Greneda, Cuba and Puerto Rice. But hey, when have conservatives cared about brown people anyway?

Best Wishes,
Hal E. Burton

The authenticity of this memo has been confirmed by CBS News, and Dan Rather is set to air this report tonight, on '60 Minutes.'

Sincerely,

DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe
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Sonar5 · Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 2:54 am Post subject:

Hmmm...

Not sure who changed my Original title of the thread, but I changed it to something I like better. Smile

Great Idea to consolidate the humor though....

Bringggg....It.....On......!!!

And great Job Folks, I especually enjoyed the Iraqi Info Minister at CBS news...... I was wondering where his next gig would come from...

Best Regards,
Joe
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The Balloon Artist · PO3 Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 262 Location: Texas

To the tune of "I'm a Girl Watcher" by the O'kaysions

Chorus:
Sign the 180, sign the 180
The press is on my side, my my
sign the 180? sign the 180?
Must have lost your mind

I was just home boy when I threw away medals
And found a new pastime to dwell on
Whenever I detect members of the press
I play the game I do so well on

Sign the 180, sign the 180
The press is on my side, my my
sign the 180? sign the 180?
Must have lost your mind

Hey did I tell you I, I, served my country well
I got all these medals that I wear
Wonder if you know the truth behind the show.
I'm not anwering any questions

Sign the 180, sign the 180
The press is on my side, my my
sign the 180? sign the 180?
Must have lost your mind
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W.P. Wily · Lt.Jg. Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 101

OK, I copied this over from the serious thead.

You have to laugh at how increasingly improbable the ability to create these memos back in the early 70's is becoming. First it was just an ordinary typewriter, well no then it was an IBM Selectric, OK no that's not it, now it's some IBM Composer typesetting machine, hmm maybe not. Well here is the real answer, a just discovered photo of the super-secret state of the art Texas Air National Guard word processing center:

BTW, this WP center was the real reason that the TANG had to keep using unsafe planes to fly in, there was no money left over in the budget after buying this WP machine to write insignificant memos on.

integritycounts · Rear Admiral Joined: 11 Aug 2004 Posts: 667

Skypilot · Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 1:59 pm Post subject: