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[Kimmymac]

I am offering this *friendly* advice to the screaming, squirming, spiteful, writhing, hand-wringing, permanently offended, completely clueless, habitually obnoxious, George W. Bush hating, free lunch wanting, class envious, pit-e-full leftists out there. You know who you are. If not, I offer you this fool-proof tip sure to lead to greater self-awareness (I know how into self-anything you folks are!) If you look in the mirror and this is what you see: , you fit the above profile.

If you look in the mirror and you can not see ANY reflection, you are John Kerry, and as such, you do not, technically, exist. Oh, I know you think you exist, but come November 2 you will see what I mean.

But anyway, now that I have helped you unlock the portal to your own sef-awareness and you have gotten in touch with your inner I offer you the following friendly advice: Double up on your anti-depressants NOW! Do NOT wait until November 2nd. You may not be aware that anti-depressants take at least 6 weeks in the blood stream before they become effective, and boys and girls, or s and s, you know what that means: it means a rough road ahead for the Bush haters.

HELP IS ON THE WAY in the form 4 MORE YEARS for those of us Republicans, but for you people it will mean a trip to your friends, Mr. Doctor and Miss Pharmacy Tech.

Depression is a serious problem and can lead to destructive, and even criminal behavior. If you or anyone you know has one or more of these symptoms, SEEK HELP IMMEDIATELY!
*commiting forgery
*self-aggrandizing (such as pretending to be a war hero)
*total inability to deal with reality
*Over-eating
*pathological lying
*paranoia (such as imagining pajama clad bloggers have hacked into your PC, have tapped your phone lines or can read your thoughts)
*obsession with Karl Rove

Don't be a VICTIM! Regardless of how much you enjoy it! SEEK HELP!

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[Mastour]

I've been taking the cautious approach here and although I want to agree with your sentiment, I think we need to continue with a watch and wait mentality. There is too much time and too many things can happen between now and Nov 2. I don't trust the MSM or the DNC and have no doubt they have something up their collective sleeves.

I suggest a NO GLOAT policy until we know the outcome on Nov 3.
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[Kimmymac]

DARN!

And who is gloating, Mastour? I am offering advice. Friendly advice. Plus I have some pharm stocks, and momma needs a new pair of shoes, if you know what I mean.

[a6502]

I would suggest that you add some stock in Kool-Aide, waffles, and fertilizer after the election when the price bottoms.

(That was not a gloat, just sound financial advice!)

Of course, those folks that you describe just don't see it that way, so offering advice to them is like screaming into a vaccum - lots of effort, but no real noise.

What you should offer is a Cosmo like questionnaire:

1) Have you ever marched in a 'rally'?

If yes, did you know what the rally was for?

2) Have you ever had an opinion on something that was none of your business?

3) Have you ever had an opinion on something that you did not understand?

4) What causes global warming:
a) Bad chemicals created by evil corporations for greedy Americans.
b) The sun.

Etc...

You could have LOTS of fun, especially if you hand it out...

[Chuck Z Ombie AC2000]

I expect a lot of false accusations from Kerry in the debates and even though the president will try to refute all of them he probably will miss one or two. The press will eat them up saying the president lost to a 'great' debater John Kerry. then the last month i bet every Kittey Kelley talking point will be exploited, the 'mistress' Bush supposedly had. A 'witness' to Bush taking drugs will surface days before the election. THe list of tabloid gossip is endless.

The most aggravating thing about the MSM is they refuse to give the president any headlines without refuting everything he says with a slant and promoting Kerry. The AP is so guilty of doing this and they are carried by every news service including Fox. They are no better than CBS and nobody calls them on it.
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[Stevie]

[quote="Kimmymac"]I am offering this *friendly* advice to the screaming, squirming, spiteful, writhing, hand-wringing, permanently offended, completely clueless, habitually obnoxious, George W. Bush hating, free lunch wanting, class envious, pit-e-full leftists out there. You know who you are. If not, I offer you this fool-proof tip sure to lead to greater self-awareness (I know how into self-anything you folks are!) If you look in the mirror and this is what you see: , you fit the above profile.

you should send this post to the Fox Beltway boys.... the one whose name I can't remember just asked the other (mort) what the bush haters were going to do if come 11/2 bush wins inspite of all their parties and hate etc.... and Mort even suggested Paxil, effexor etc.... !

so funny!
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Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage
morale and undermine the military are saboteurs and should
be arrested, exiled or hanged.

[CTW]

kimmymac, Great suggestions! I get such a kick from your posts.
God Bless you and your family. Your son is in my prayers. Please tell him for me he's a hero and his service is noble.

Remember the BIG RED ONE in Samara.

Never Ever Kerry

[Nomorelies]

Kinnimac:

Excellent post. A clever read.
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[Sisku Hanne]

Maybe someone should start offering "Kerry survival kits". Suggested contents: a box of waffles, a pair of flip-flops, some bandaids, a few packs of Kool-aid, some Kava tea (anti-anxiety), some St. John's Wort (anti-depression), an anger-management tape, a coupon for Wendy's (where the common folk eat), and a crying towel.
All arranged in a nice little basket! I tell ya, they would sell like hotcakes!