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Son Of The Godfather · Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 10:02 pm Post subject:

I'd love for those clipboard guys to find me!... They'd get some creative "signatures".

SOTG
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Hondo · LCDR Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 423 Location: USA

How about the following:

"No - but check back with me after he's indicted and I might help him make bail."

Se7eN · Seaman Recruit Joined: 09 Sep 2004 Posts: 47

Say:

"I've got a better one.

A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles were waiting in a lounge when they heard on the news that Saddam's palace had been bombed. One of Saddam's advisors called them and said he had good news and bad news.
The doubles said they wanted the good news first, so the advisor said that Saddam had survived the blast. The doubles were greatly relieved.

"Then what's the bad news?" they asked.

"Saddam lost one of his arms," the advisor replied."

They will be slain by your innuendo.

BillC · Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 2:53 am Post subject:

I had them coming to my door one day, male and female I went out to meet them and give them my ans to what I felt about Kerry ( A very large Moon shot ) saying kiss it , after the cops were called by them the office asked me did you invite them onto your land I said no, he inturn said to them you get what you ask for so you better leave(on the rear of the PD car was a swift boat sticker Smile

azpatriot · Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 2:54 am Post subject:

Guest · Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 2:56 am Post subject:

a6502 · Ensign Joined: 13 Sep 2004 Posts: 64

I have been telling them to 'Move On'. Mostly they don't get it though.

beansoup · Lieutenant Joined: 20 Aug 2004 Posts: 215 Location: Texas

GoEagles,
Did these weirdo's ask for a donation? If so, their probably panhandling.. Laughing

Doc Jerry · Commander Joined: 28 May 2004 Posts: 339

Go Eagles:

I'm a Philly guy too. I've seen a few of those squirts myself and it gives me an opportunity to throw something they use right back in their face:

"Why would I vote for a self-confessed war criminal? That would be like voting for Hitler."

Of course, many of these little twirps probably don't even know who Hitler was, but it makes me feel good. Laughing

Medics, we're there when you need us.

Dimsdale · Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 3:01 pm Post subject:

BC · PO3 Joined: 08 Aug 2004 Posts: 288 Location: Oklahoma City

and the number one answer is, drum roll please.........

No Thank you, I don't drink Kool-aid Cool

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Frank B · Ensign Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 58 Location: Montana

Answer to the "Clippies"...say:

"Of course, I'm voting for John Kerry.....he'll make a good dogcatcher!!"

Say that while rubbing the side of your nose with your middle finger....
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hiyall · Seaman Apprentice Joined: 17 Aug 2004 Posts: 81

Actually, I have discovered that facts and truth makes them physically ill. I have not found one yet that has any valid facts supporting their beliefs.

I live in New York and may just be a geographical anomaly.
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Otis · Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 10:57 pm Post subject:

I always say:

"Did you know he served in Vietnam?"

Say that as starstruck as you can and those idiots will say things like "yes, we need to get that message out." Then start laughing and walk away. They don't get it.
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buffman · LCDR Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 437

I just tell them to drop dead and have a nice day! OOOhhYah!
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