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coolhand
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| "Nantucket CRIPS for life, throw em up, throw em up, throw up your Cs, yeahhh boy" |
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WallaceNails
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Joined: 07 Aug 2004
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| Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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"Im making this hand gesture to help me make my point, but Im too stupid to realize that you wont be able to see my hand -- since you are on the other end of this phone."
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FOUR MORE YEARS!!!!!!!!! |
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Fort Campbell
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Joined: 31 Aug 2004
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| Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Kimmymac wrote: |
Check out the length of that thumbnail! No wonder he can't catch a football. Hey Kerry--cut your fingernails! Yech! |
 That was my first thought too. You would think Queen Theresa would pay for him to get a manicure. |
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JimRobson
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Joined: 06 Aug 2004
Posts: 242
Location: Jacksonville FL
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| Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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Coolhand, That's the best one so far. If you are right he'll be puttin' up a B tonight and wearing a red tie. He need's all the votes he can get.
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blue9t3
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Joined: 23 Aug 2004
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Location: oregon
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| Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:17 pm Post subject: |
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I swear, I opened up a fifth of wild turkey and gave it to Teddy, he took one drink and this is all thats left! 
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Mary Ann Parker
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Joined: 02 Sep 2004
Posts: 406
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| Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:46 pm Post subject: I Know. I Know- Can I Get An AKA to Send This? |
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I KNOW that I have big feet!
I KNOW that I have big hands!
I KNOW that I have a big nose!
But.......NO!!! I don't!!!!    
Hee Hee
I could NOT RESIST!
Guys, I did it so you would not have to!! 
That one was for all ya'll (plural for ya'll)
It is a great day!
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Hondo
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Joined: 26 Aug 2004
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Location: USA
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How about . . . .
"No, No, No . . . . My skull is at least THIS thick!"
(I have a somewhat earthier one, but I wouldn't want my favorite admin to ban me for embarassing her.)
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Roon
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Joined: 12 Sep 2004
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Location: Lilburn, GA
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| Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:10 am Post subject: |
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I swear, John Edward's **** is only this long!
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JimRobson
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Joined: 06 Aug 2004
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Location: Jacksonville FL
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| Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:13 am Post subject: |
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Well, Kerry wore the red tie and Bush wore the blue, but I didn't see them flash any signs. Which is it? Crips or Bloods
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| Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 6:23 am Post subject: |
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| "I came this close to telling the truth, but I just couldn't handle it". |
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Hammer2
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Joined: 30 Aug 2004
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Location: Texas
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| Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 6:30 am Post subject: |
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I was this close to winning it all, then those D%&N Swift Boat Veterans came along and SCR*&#D UP EVERYTHING!
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a6502
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Joined: 13 Sep 2004
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| Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 6:34 am Post subject: |
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| The BoTox needle was this long... Do you think it might have gone in too far Doc? |
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oasis
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Joined: 21 Aug 2004
Posts: 201
Location: Florida, want some sun? LoL!
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| Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 10:38 am Post subject: |
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Hello,
fill in the caption
What did he say... it's invisible right but think about it this way.
| Quote: | Asked, "Who do you think the terrorists would prefer to have as president," the independent poll found that 60 percent said Kerry while 25 percent said Bush.
Now admittedly, this is so bad it's almost funny. If you take those "poll" results literally, you're forced to conclude that there are an awfully large number of people out there who think Kerry is Osama's man -- and who plan to vote for him anyway.
Why oh why do so many Americans hate America so? It is the schools? The parents? The aimless sex and senseless violence? How did we lose our way?
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I don't believe or trust in polls run by the media.  Fill in the caption
I do believe in Bush. I will never stop supporting him. Mr. President you have a friend and ally.
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avant
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Joined: 30 Aug 2004
Posts: 59
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| Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:16 pm Post subject: Re: fill in the caption |
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This is how much I can be trusted |
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The Balloon Artist
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Joined: 25 Aug 2004
Posts: 262
Location: Texas
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| Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:49 pm Post subject: Re: fill in the caption |
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You simply put the "coke" on your thumbnail and put it up to your nose like this. sniffffff
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What about John Kerry's four months in Vietnam qualify him to be president?
Al Gore was there for five. |
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