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rjas77
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Joined: 23 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



You think they would believe me if I told them I was in Cambodia?
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Mary Ann Parker
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Joined: 02 Sep 2004
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:33 am    Post subject: Here Is My Plan!! Reply with quote

I have a plan........ Idea


Jesus is Coming!!

Everybody look busy!! Or serious!! Or Attentive!!

Oh No! Surprised
I just KNOW the Bush campaign will
run an ad saying;
They are going to have to put on John Kerry's
tombstone;

"Here lies the truth....
because it never came out of him"!!!



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A smile is an umbrella!
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blue9t3
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Joined: 23 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="rjas77"][img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040910/capt.sge.ihs17.100904083130.photo00.default-249x384.jpg[/img]

Boy, my roids are killing me! Crying or Very sad
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Roon
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Joined: 12 Sep 2004
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had I known church was all about me, I would have gone long time ago.
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mcknz
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Joined: 15 Aug 2004
Posts: 132
Location: Washington State

PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CAPTION: "For many will come in my name, saying I am Christ; and shall deceive many." (Matthew 24:5)
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MichaelP
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Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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Location: Texas

PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope there are no swifties in here or I am sunk!!!

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Son Of The Godfather
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Joined: 29 Jul 2004
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Location: Camarillo, CA

PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about "This guy for prez?... JESUS!"

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Dimsdale
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Joined: 20 May 2004
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Location: Massachusetts: the belly of the beast

PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm, the press gets pictures of Kerry with "Jesus" over his head, but pictures of Bush are lined up so that it says "liar" next to his head.

Nope, no bias here......
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minnie presley
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Joined: 13 Jul 2004
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:03 am    Post subject: lying Reply with quote

as a catholic I am outraged that the church has not excommunicated kerry, lying is a sin and so is murder, like obortion, when that a...hole gets up and uses his catholic religion, I want to throw up, as for edwards remember when he said that the baby was speaking to him from the mothers woud, please god don't do this to us and saddle us with these two whackos
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ocsparky101
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Joined: 03 Sep 2004
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Location: Allen Park. Michigan

PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I wonder if I could move this chair over it the corner. These guys behind me might be real Vietnam Heros and are just waiting to cream me".
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