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ChaplainJeff · Last edited by ChaplainJeff on Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:40 pm; edited 1 time in total

These are boxes that I am handing out to my local Republician headquarters.
On the side of the box it says:
"2 State of the Art Highly Dangerous Weapons"
On the other it says:
Everyone can now own the US MILITARY's (New Weapon)

That's right folks 2 straws and one dozen spitwads!!!! Spit not included

Instuctions are included for liberals.
1# Insert paper in mouth and moisten with spit
(Do not swallow)
2# Due to FLIP FLOPS, any end will work.
3# Blow out spitwads towards an enemy.
REMEMBER
DON'T INHALE
DON'T USE WITH CIGARS
HAVE A WHITE FLAG READY IF IN BATTLE

Hope you liked it and wish I had thousands of these to give out at campaign meetings. Could be a way to make money for your party. So copy the idea if you know of someone who could make them up for you
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ranch hand · Lt.Jg. Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Posts: 108 Location: Florida

Great Idea.

Am going to make my own kit.

sdonions · PO3 Joined: 21 Jul 2004 Posts: 294

I love the idea. Gonna make up a few to give to a couple moderate liberal sKerry supporters here at work.. They already think I am crazy and the talking of politics has gone way down because I flood their positions with facts Twisted Evil

ChaplainJeff · Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:57 am Post subject: Thanks guys and gals

Thanks Abunch guys. Laughing

Someone out there please make a colorful kit. Maybe even a flag box upside down with a open cellophane top. Put peace symbols, a Kerry picture, and a commie flag on it.
Print it up real pretty. IS ANYONE out the an artist?

I thought maybe a good fireworks company knows how to make cheap patriotic boxes. Just an idea.
Thanks again CJ
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blue9t3 · Admiral Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 1246 Location: oregon

Jeff,
How about just one spitball (peppermint flavor) and a white flag?
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ChaplainJeff · Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:53 pm Post subject: yep

Why, peppermint? Something very sour would be better.
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rparrott21 · Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:12 pm Post subject:

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Skypilot · Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:44 pm Post subject:

..."I HAVE A PLAN"... Evil or Very Mad

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