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CTW
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:38 pm    Post subject: Kerry:Gun:Bad Reply with quote

Kerry got a huntin' license in Ohio the other day and they just reported he will go huntin' there in a few days. See... October Surpise! We know how expert he is with a gun! Who is going with him? Boy that is hazard duty.

If he should get a deer or rabbit how will PETA respond to those pictures? Why aren't they protesting him and his huntin'? CTW

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Schadow
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

With the pack of photographers and various sycophants surrounding him on a 'hunt', I would guess not much game would be present. So, the People for the Eating of Tasty Animals probably won't get too excited.
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Lt.Jg.


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There goes the PETA vote.

Ever notice that the PETA crowd never bother biker chicks?
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PrinceLazar
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Kerry:Gun:Bad Reply with quote

CTW wrote:
Kerry got a huntin' license in Ohio the other day and they just reported he will go huntin' there in a few days. See... October Surpise! We know how expert he is with a gun! Who is going with him? Boy that is hazard duty.

If he should get a deer or rabbit how will PETA respond to those pictures? Why aren't they protesting him and his huntin'? CTW

Never Ever Kerry


I wouldn't get surprised if he somehow ends up shooting himself and collects his 4th PH.

THis guy is UNBELIEVEABLE.
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ocsparky101
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does anyone have a clue now who is was that shot up the Bush Cheney Victory Centers?
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NortonPete
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Since Kerry will be eating a lot of this after the election
he should join this organization soon to get the arm patch.

www.crowbusters.com
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scotty61
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No idea what he got the license for, but here are some possible outcomes.

Kerry shoots his deer in the @ss. Claims secret service agent bumped him. Says "I never shoot my deer in the@ss!"

Kerry tells press he shot five ducks. Press informs him the limit is three. Kerry blames speech writer.

Kerry shoots a buck. Press asks why he shot a buck when he has a doe license? Kerry responds "If you ask the buck if he would choose to be a doe, he would say yes."

Kerry shoots Joe Lockhart in the back. Demands a silver star. GOP awards it.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Didn't know a hunting license is required to shoot yourself in the foot.

I guess the liberals are pushing for new regulations: before shooting self in foot, must purchase license. More government taxes.
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