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twicearound PO2
Joined: 02 Sep 2004 Posts: 362 Location: San Antonio
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:23 pm Post subject: KERRY GOING A DUCK HUNTIN!!!! |
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The mayor of Youngstown Ohio called into the Rush show and said skerry is going to be there two weeks before the election (precious time given) to duck hunt in an area that goes 60 to 70 percent dem. The mayor of Youngstown has endorsed GW. He has made 4 visits to the area and says that he is coming now for pleasure is pure spin. FOLKS BE ENCOURAGED NO PRECIOUS TIME IS GIVEN THESE DAYS TO SAFE TERRITORY.
GOT DUCK!!!!! The mayor is a DEM and has endorsed GW with much slander from the powers that be _________________ twicearound |
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DaveL Commander
Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 300
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:30 pm Post subject: |
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It was a good interview...the mayor also said about media bias (paraphrasing)...don't be surprised if Kerry shoots a pigeon or a hen and Dan Rather reports it as a duck! |
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shadowy Commander
Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 301 Location: St. Louis, MO
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:32 pm Post subject: |
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Duck hunting---is that when outdoorsman John Kerry is a totin' a gun through the woods like a reg'lar guy, and everyone within a mile needs to DUCK! Including the cameraman? |
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Bystander PO3
Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 271 Location: MI
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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Oooh, goody! If Skerry gets a (rubber) ducky, Tuh-ray-zuh can cook it in (gin soaked) raisin sauce! That is if she has any left over. _________________ No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
..................................Eleanor Roosevelt |
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Steve Z Rear Admiral
Joined: 20 Aug 2004 Posts: 687 Location: West Hartford CT
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:52 pm Post subject: Duck Hunting |
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In UFC, Kerry staged re-enactments of his "heroic victories", but will wild ducks be obedient props? Are the cameramen going to film hours of Kerry in a duck blind waiting for a duck to show up, so they can get a few seconds of Kerry shooting? What if Kerry misses all the ducks? Can Kerry really get all his ducks in a row?
Every hour that Kerry spends on a wild-goose chase, or a wild-duck chase, is an hour less that he will spend on a wild vote chase. I vote for the ducks!
Caption: Kerry Quacking up! _________________ The traitor will crater! |
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bhlewis Ensign
Joined: 05 Sep 2004 Posts: 63
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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jataylor11 Vice Admiral
Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 856 Location: Woodbridge, Virginia
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:38 pm Post subject: |
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Does Kerry crawl on this stomach to the duck blind the same way he goes deer hunting? (I hope so -- just teasing Secret Service, just teasing)
(For those of you who have never been duck hunting -- most duck blinds are in or near standing water)
All we need to see -- Kerry in waders. |
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msindependent Vice Admiral
Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 891 Location: Colorado
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:05 am Post subject: |
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Where is PETA when you need them? I think that I'll email them and let them know Kerry is killing ducks. |
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:09 am Post subject: |
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msindependent wrote: | Where is PETA when you need them? I think that I'll email them and let them know Kerry is killing ducks. |
We should all do it! |
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dcornutt PO3
Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 267 Location: Brooklyn, NY
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:28 am Post subject: |
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No need, he'll probably come back next week and protest duck hunting. |
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LewWaters Admin
Joined: 18 May 2004 Posts: 4042 Location: Washington State
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:42 am Post subject: |
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Truth be known, he'll be on a snipe hunt
Make sure he gets a big bag to catch all the snipe he can _________________ Clark County Conservative |
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azpatriot Senior Chief Petty Officer
Joined: 20 Aug 2004 Posts: 593 Location: Arizona
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:45 am Post subject: |
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For there own safety they should load his shotgun with blanks _________________ Proud to be an American! and member of the PAJAMAHADEEN
FedEx Kinko's: When it absolutely, positively has to be forged overnight |
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MissouriVeteransDaughter Ensign
Joined: 09 Sep 2004 Posts: 59 Location: Springfield, Missouri, Bush Country!
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:02 am Post subject: |
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I sure hope noone loans Kerry their retrievers. I love dogs and would hate to see a defenseless animal put in danger for a photo-op. _________________ "Lord...Who may live on your holy hill? He whose walk is blameless and who does what is righteous, who speaks the truth from his heart and has no slander on his tongue, who does his neighbor no wrong and casts no slur on his fellowman" Ps15:1-3. |
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Snipe Senior Chief Petty Officer
Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Posts: 574 Location: Peoria, Illinois
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:08 pm Post subject: |
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Just so the gun he uses says "Daisy" on it and everyone wears eye
protection, it should be OK. After seeing how he handles a football,
a sail board, and a snow board...... _________________ Tin Can Sailor |
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MichaelP Ensign
Joined: 28 Sep 2004 Posts: 61 Location: Texas
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:14 pm Post subject: |
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Snipe wrote: | Just so the gun he uses says "Daisy" on it and everyone wears eye
protection, it should be OK. After seeing how he handles a football,
a sail board, and a snow board...... |
ROFL
Michael |
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