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SEN. KERRY: YOUR BOTOX IS SLIPPING!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:32 pm    Post subject: SEN. KERRY: YOUR BOTOX IS SLIPPING! Reply with quote

I just caught a glimpse of John Kerry on the news and I haven't seen him look that bad on months. Big ugly bags under his eyes, pouches on his cheek bones and really saggy-craggy jowls with big marionette lines around his chin. He needs botox injections fast! Take a look at his clips from today. I swear he is looking more like a Sharpei than a poodle.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I noticed that too. Maybe all his lies are catching up to him. Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He looked like hell yesterday. I thought botox lasted longer than that.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kerry's botox isn't the only thing that is slipping!!!!! Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I noticed the bags and the drawn look. Maybe it has to do with the polls seemingly breaking in Bush's favor. I thought that maybe Kerry was afraid to get his regular botox treatment because, you know, if there are any slip-ups, he'd have to spend the next two weeks campaigning with a lobsided face. Very scary!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMGawd I was so surprised to see you post this. I thought the same thing when I saw him on TV this afternoon. I thought that perhaps he was losing sleep, or maybe a bad camera angle, or that he was laying off the botox since everyone was commenting on it.

Imagine how bad he would look after four years in the White House if he looks this bad now.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

diane in IL wrote:
OMGawd I was so surprised to see you post this. I thought the same thing when I saw him on TV this afternoon. I thought that perhaps he was losing sleep, or maybe a bad camera angle, or that he was laying off the botox since everyone was commenting on it.

Imagine how bad he would look after four years in the White House if he looks this bad now.

diane in IL


Who the heck is that whore of a doctor that has given him that BotOx shot anyways!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 3:31 am    Post subject: Kerry Reply with quote

Satan is emerging, waiting for his head to spin around, green spew to erupt out of his mouth. While Edwards does his hair. Razz House is cavin in! I swear they are aliens. LMBO Where is Momma T with the raisins? Someone stole the needles. Gomer is turnin into a pyle. Edwards has his wifes butt. Question? Were they born like this?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tacan70UDN wrote:
I noticed that too. Maybe all his lies are catching up to him. Wink


Remeber "A Portrait of Dorian Grey"?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A while back someone posted that they thought kerrys chin looked smaller, but actually its because his cheeks are dragging and its hard for him to close his eyes! Wink

(he looks like Deputy Dog)
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whenever I need a good laugh, I know where to go. Thanks. (Deputy Dog Laughing Laughing )

Would someone please expain to me how to do the quote thing with the box?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Armybrat/Armymom wrote:
Whenever I need a good laugh, I know where to go. Thanks. (Deputy Dog Laughing Laughing )

Would someone please expain to me how to do the quote thing with the box?


Just click "quote" button on the post that you want to quote. Then hit a couple of returns after the [ /quote] to type your message. you can also delete any text out of the post so that you only 'quote' what you want to address. The 'quote things are HTML - so if you just want to put in your own quote, in a new message box, hit the 'Quote' button, then type your message after the [ quote] , then hit the Quote button again to end the quote which will make it look like it does below (I had to add a space in the HTML so I could illustrate it.

[ quote] message here [ /quote]
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:19 pm    Post subject: Re: SEN. KERRY: YOUR BOTOX IS SLIPPING! Reply with quote

Nomorelies wrote:
I just caught a glimpse of John Kerry on the news and I haven't seen him look that bad on months. Big ugly bags under his eyes, pouches on his cheek bones and really saggy-craggy jowls with big marionette lines around his chin. He needs botox injections fast! Take a look at his clips from today. I swear he is looking more like a Sharpei than a poodle.


I just caught a glimpse today too, and thought the same thing! Glad to see I wasn't imagining it. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Who the heck is that whore...
Speaking of which: Bush and Kerry were in the same barbershop, each being worked on by a different barber, and not a word was spoken. The barbers were afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry reached for the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse." The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like." LOL
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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