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ord33
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:18 pm    Post subject: Kerry's Busy Day Today Reply with quote

1.) Goose hunting in Youngstown, OH (This should be worth at least a good laugh or two! I can just see it now, all the reporters all lined up. Kerry campaign worker on walkie-talkie: "Cue the Canadian Goose at stage left" ---"BOOM" Ok, did everyone get a good picture? Great, Senator Kerry's five minutes of hunting are up, time to go talk about how we are going to make people in wheelchairs get up and walk now.
2.) Down to Columbus to give a stump speech on Stem Cell Research and get an endorsement from the Reeve family. Wonder if we'll hear about his phone call again?
3.)Then off to Wisconsin and Minnesota

Be glad you dont live in Ohio! Practically every other TV ad is for the elections and traffic has become a major pain when the candidates are in town.
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Snipe
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OR, photo op of Kerry walking into a private hunting club with lots
of shrubbry (for privacy of the members of course). Out of sight for
five minutes. Two gunshots from a shotgun. Kerry walks out holding
a shotgun, by the barrel, over one shoulder and a couple of dead
geese in the free hand. End photo op. (I saw Clinton do this once)
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wish ducks and geese had the ability to shoot back. Laughing (Forgive me Secret Service --- I just want to level the playing field)
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is what kerry is hunting today so he doesn't upset the PETA crowd.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL - Knighthawk, thanks for today's laugh!

Be sure you listen for two shots - Kerry's *miss* and the one that the secret service has to fire to kill the bird. geeesshhh Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess that is a "free range" chicken? He's got to be politically correct you know. Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jataylor from what I see of the Secret Service people that are guarding John Kerry for a visit by Kerry to Michigan in July talking to a couple of them while I stood with about 200 Bush supporters and they cam up and talked to us. They seemed to me to agree. When we were leaving I even had one walk up to me and say thank you and Bush supporters really have class
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jataylor11 wrote:
I wish ducks and geese had the ability to shoot back. Laughing (Forgive me Secret Service --- I just want to level the playing field)


Might not have to Very Happy ---We know how he shot the M-79 in Vietnam. Too bad he wouldnt leave the Presidential Race early like he did Vietnam.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bet he shoots the poor young geese in the back too!

Oh, I had to use that one even if it was easy.........
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the only thing he hunts well is rich widows.

What a dork. Rolling Eyes

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